I Kicked A Nerd  By: Jeff Reuben

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Duration:	3:07
Release Date:	8/9/2008  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC
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I have to disagree with the first review. Knowing that Jeff is a self-described nerd, I find it ironic and funny. Jeff's raspy voice goes well with the topic, and the timing was spot on. 10	- belowaveragedave
Terrible, just terrible. This guy should never, never, EVER be heard singing.	- JustAGuy1988

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Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry (belowaveragedave)

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English class not it go as planned Paid no attention I took the test, pen in hand But my intention To cheat off, the smart kid Just didn't work at all He ratted me out, now I'm in detention So, I kicked a nerd, in the backside He went to his basement to pout I kicked a nerd until he cried I hope the teachers don't find out Gave a wedgy Heaved mightily Yes, he wore tighty whiteys I kicked a nerd and I liked it Go try it In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn Spent summer at computer camp On Macs he does fawn Stratego, D and D A fighter/wizard/thief Waved his long sword at me I yanked his briefs I kicked a nerd, and I liked it The sound when his underwear splits I kicked a nerd just to spite him I know my girlfriend would join in Made him so scared He had to pee Sign on his back says "Kick Me" I kicked a nerd and I liked it Go try it Those nerds they are so gullible Pale skin, all bones and no muscle Foot up his ass makes him hustle Knows pi to twelve digits He's just a guy I need to hit I kicked a nerd and I liked it He's just too gangly to fight it I kicked a nerd just to try it Locked him in the girls room, naked He was so smart Challenged in height Stuffed in his locker all night I kicked a nerd and I liked it I liked it (belowaveragedave)

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