Beat You in the Fight  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:48
Release Date:	8/11/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann (belowaveragedave)

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Angry, wanna Fight? I like the abuse, another rumble in the Night I'll knock out your lights Not scared of the news, you know this is not for spite Short fuse will ignite! I don't have no excuse that I am so impolite Met a dumber plummer and I hit with my hummer because he was a brat Once a chump Called me grump so I gave a big old thump made him fall down flat Now I'm older Even bolder tap you on the shoulder I'll knock your butt to the ground 'Cause soon you will be wheezing, freezing near trees and, Your body will never be found Your body will never be found 'Cause I had beat you in the fight You put up your dukes, and it's then you tried to bite Fills me with delight Hit you like a nuke, then I show off all my might My mind's not quite right I first made you puke, then I kicked you from the right This one time Playing Twister with a dude named fister Until I kicked his nose by mistake He said "You did that on purpose and it was wrong", wasn't long 'Till his body ached At K-Mart Big Bart had hit me with an errant dart and now I bet he wish he died I called him Curley-Shirley Over his big hurly burly I disabled his joy and pride I disabled his joy and pride And you'll be Beat up in a fight Don't need an excuse, gonna knock you out of sight Stronger than a knight You must like abuse, if you start with me tonight **Two Parts Going on Here** **Foreground Part** Said what a bummer plummer, Who was hit by my hummer In my very first spat I was pumped He got jumped On his head I left a bump Laid him on his back flat I've been colder and bolder since I'm turning older I think that my passion's found I'm not into teasing sneezing or freezing So please do got get me all wound I'm hot What do you got Knock you down on the spot Just watch it or you will be canned Tie you in knots and cause blood clots and you bet I'll never be caught Your wrath ain't squat Control your hand! Leave you with blisters I won't beat up a sister What you get for being a flake I say "I'll make you look funny for real long" ***Backing Part** Sounding kinda trite My wrath left you bruised, but soon you will be alright Beat you up out-right I won't call a truce, Fighting isn't very bright and still later that night Your jaw was knocked loose, another comment made in spite I'll kick you left and right You'll run out of juice and your head may feel light Never lose, not quite Your neck's now obtuse, and you've lost some of your height No you cannot write It's war and you'll lose, and it gives me such delight Your face is turning white I have a short fuse, So you had best not ignite Anger's such a fright **END** It don't take much to get me wired I'm gonna beat you in the fight (belowaveragedave)

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