Kaizen Blitz  By: Mr. Wompy

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Duration:	4:08
Release Date:	8/14/2008  (Stavro Arrgolus)
Lyrics By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Music By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Produced By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
Released By:	Eric Brown (knowtalentagency)
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Kaizen Blitz (parody of "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet) lyrics by Eric Brown Are you ready, Larry? Yes. Sandy? Oh, yes. Phil? OK. Daniel? Yes Pam? Yeah Annika? Yes Steve? OK Art? Yes Alright, team ....let's do it! Oh, our process needs improvement To make sure our objectives will be met .... aha. So let's apply the tools we have. If we don't, it's something we'll regret. Oh, there's a man at the side With a PowerPoint slide and he's acting like he's really smart. And the babe in the corner (I think she's a foreigner) is always trying to pick him apart! Oh, yeah, one guy was sighing, acronyms were flying, Laptops were humming, ideas were forthcoming! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah And a man named Art showed a big flow chart 'Cause you do that in a Kaizen Blitz! And a girl named Pam showed a histogram 'Cause you do that in a Kaizen Blitz! Kaizen Blitz, Kaizen Blitz, Kaizen Blitz Kaizen Blitz We use the Six Sigma process, And we always ask "Why?" five times, too. We listen to the voice of the customer And use Japanese words like genchi genbutsu. Oh, the man at the side Has a PowerPoint slide with a cause-and-effect diagram! And the babe in the corner Has chosen to ignore him 'cause she's getting rid of her email spam! Oh, yeah, mouses were clicking, post-it notes were sticking, Buzzwords were spoken, old habits were broken! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah And an IP tech found a bottleneck 'Cause you do that in a Kaizen Blitz! And someone revealed our first pass yield, 'Cause you do that in a Kaizen Blitz! Kaizen Blitz Oh, yeah, bathroom breaks were taken, old beliefs were shaken, We were value stream mapping! There was no time for napping! No, no, no, no, no, no ... Mr. VanPelt was our Master Black Belt 'Cause you need one at a Kaizen Blitz! And a lady name Liz did analysis 'Cause you do that in a Kaizen Blitz! Kaizen Blitz, Kaizen Blitz, Kaizen Blitz Kaizen Blitz It's it's a Kaizen Blitz, it's it's a Kaizen Blitz It's it's a Kaizen Blitz, yeah, it's a Kaizen Blitz (knowtalentagency)

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