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Duration: 3:39 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 4/20/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Paint it Black by The Rolling Stones (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I got a free pass for the new cruise Titanic
    You bet your sweet ass, a nice break will do the trick
    I get the poor guy’s suite doesn’t even have windows
    I check for a life vest, but I can’t find one of those

    The wealthy light cigars aboard the Titanic
    The poor guys play beer pong until they all get sick
    I go and hit on chicks, this Rose babe wants to play
    So I get her tipsy, till she’s naked and I paint

    I hold her on ship’s bow, she says, “I’m flying Jack!”
    She said the same thing when she’s introduced to crack
    Life was fun till I found out, the captain’s mind is thick
    From now on I’ll choose Carnival, cause I’m done with Titanic

    Was pissed at freaking seagulls, and all the sea sick puke
    But now I’m so peeved cause my new complaint is huge
    Navigator must be blind or maybe out to lunch
    Iceberg, made our boat leak, and that sure packs a punch

    I see a wet floor, as I slosh through Titanic
    Soaked corridors and décor the room is flooded quick
    Women and children first, guess the men don’t get to vote
    Soon the whole boat is sunk, on a ship’s door we float

    Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm

    “Don’t ever board a “bragged” ship
    Really bites
    Water’s cold
    When your captain is drunk
    Navigator is high
    You all just might end up soaking, soaking, soaking… Soaking Wet!

    Hmmm… hmmm… hmmm
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