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Duration: 3:22 
Release Date: 1978  (peterpuck9) 
Lyrics By: S. Dahl-R. Stewart-C. Appice (peterpuck9) 
Music By: S. Dahl-R. Stewart-C. Appice (peterpuck9) 
Produced By: T. Pabich-D. Webb (peterpuck9) 
Released By: Ovation Records (peterpuck9) 
Published By:
  • the beginning of the end to disco (tommythespot)
  • Song made it to #58 on the Billboard charts in 1979. (jdzack)
  • Song was so popular in Chicago that it ended up on the WLS playlist (jdzack)
  • Steve Dahl worked at WLUP-FM in Chicago ("The Loop") when this song was released. (jdzack)
  • Parody of "Do You Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart (peterpuck9)
  • Song Lyrics:
    (What's happening, baby, and how the heck are you? My name is Tony. Would you care to dance? No? Hey, calm down, let me get you another pina colada! I mean, what did we join this exclusive disco club for anyway, you know? I mean, it cost a hundred dollars to join and we're supposed to dance! Don't you like my white 3-piece suit, my gold coke spoon, gold razor blade, and gold Italian snaggle tooth, you know?)

    I wear tight pants, I always stuff a sock in
    It always makes the ladies start to talkin'
    My shirt is open, I never use the buttons
    So I look hip, I work for E.F. Hutton

    Do you think I'm disco
    'Cause I spend so much time
    Blow dryin' out my hair

    Do you think I'm disco
    'Cause I know the dance steps
    Learned them all at Fred Astaire

    (Look, I know, you don't want to dance 'cause like, there's a lot of creeps in here always hitting up on you. Let me tell you something, I'm not a creep! I mean, look at the way I am dressed, sweetheart! Look at my hair, it's perfect! I saw Saturday Night Fever 87 times! Please dance with me!)

    Some people call me scum
    'Cause I don't have a realistic set of values
    And you know what
    I'm beginning to maybe think they're right

    (Hey, where are you going? Wait a second, honey! Let's just skip the dancing, come back here, and let's just go to my place! Do I live on the beach? No, I live in my car, I have a 280-Z! No, wait, where are you going? Let me have your phone number! Wait, come back! What do you mean, you don't have a phone? Let me have your address, I'll stop by and visit you! What do you mean you don't live anywhere?)

    I like to dance with girls in sleazy dresses
    Lipstick, nail charms, and makeup in excesses
    Buy them a drink and try and get their number
    Usually they are as cold as a cucumber

    Do you think I'm disco
    Am I superficial
    Lookin' it's my only goal

    Do you think I'm disco
    Maybe it's not too late
    To get into rock and roll


    (I'll tell you something! I have never been happier, now that I'm into this rock and roll thing! I sold my white 3-piece suit at a garage sale last weekend; made $25.00! Got rid of my 280-Z; picked myself up a beat-up old '69 Dart! Melted down all my gold jewelry into a Led Zeppelin belt buckle! I mean, things are happening! Boy, it's so easy to be led astray by all those pictures of Margaret Trudeau in People Magazine, making you think you're supposed to get into disco! I was a teenage disco duck! Oh! I've been saved! Hallelujah! Oh!
    Long live Rock and Roll!)

    (History Dude)
    Current Rating 8.6 (6 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Do You Think I'm Disco?"
    peppertree5706   Offline  -  Participant  -  01-01-06 10:47 PM  -  18 years ago
    This song is very funny. I have not heard it in a while. I went through the disco thing and am still kind of in it, but I can make fun of it. It is a great song to make fun of disco.
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