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(Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin') Sarah Palin 
By: Steve Goodie
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Duration: 2:30 
Release Date: 9/14/2008  (DJ Particle) 
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Song Lyrics:
The GOP nominee has picked his running mate
She’s quite reknowned her one-moose town in her frozen northern state
She’s as moral as they get, she’s Johnny’s special pet
And as pissed-off as she makes me… let’s get one thing straight:

I’m thinkin’ ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin, wanna do some humpback whalin’
As clever as she’s not, dang that girl is hot
All that rhetoric she’s spillin’, gets me thinkin’ ’bout offshore drillin’
Evil turns me on, and that is one wicked hockey mom
I’m thinking ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin

Nothin’ gets me hotter, than polar bear slaughter
As we wipe out every otter, with tons of oil in the water
Put that former beauty queen in a Hummer limousine
Add some vaseline, and send in the Marines

I’m thinkin’ ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin, with her leather leggin’s flailin’
I’ve been screwed by politicians, but never with my permission
And though her politics are chillin’, I find her booty thrillin’
I googled her today and I’m e-mailin’
To say I’m thinking ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin

Sarah I’m hunting you, like the mighty caribou
I bringing up my pipeline, you bring the harp seal stew (oh baby)

I’m thinkin’ ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin, I hear she likes inhalin’
And makin’ babies by the score, then sendin’ them off to war
That policy reformer makes the planet much much warmer
So I’m writing to inform her that I’d like to Desert Storm her
And that means nailin’ Sarah Palin

I don’t expect a politician to stick with one position
But I really didn’t expect the Alaskan Inquisition
(“Nobody expects the Alaskan Inquisition!”)

She don’t believe in birth control, as she climbs my Gallup Poll…
And I’m thinkin’ ’bout nailin’ Sarah Palin
Current Rating 10.0 (4 votes)
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