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Country Club of Tattered Greens 
By: Jeff Reuben
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Duration: 3:17 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 2/24/2007  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Start at the driving range
    I only dream that I might get a par
    Looks I get are strange
    When I hook my shot and I hit a car

    I step up to the tee
    At the country club of tattered greens
    Shot goes in the trees
    And I can't find my ball, these weeds are tall

    Had fifty balls
    I lost them all
    I lost them all
    I lost them...

    My driver's gone, stuck in the tree above me
    My friends are laughing and now I am seething
    Sometimes I wish that I'd stuck to Golden Tee
    Can someone find my ball?

    Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck,
    Du-uck, Du-uck, Fo-re

    Held up the group behind
    Searching for the balls that I can't find
    Had to take a dive
    Swimming in the lake, can't find my ball

    Why is she uptight?
    The beer cart girl and I are gonna fight
    Not a pretty sight
    She gave me a black eye, and I took a fall

    She had the gall
    To kick my ball
    I lost the brawl
    I lost it...

    My friends are gone they all say they don't know me
    Stuck in the woods, covered with poison ivy
    I grab a wedge so I can beat my caddy
    I still can't find my ball

    Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck,
    Du-uck, Go-oose

    I lost my ball
    I lost it...

    I really caused a scene
    At the country club of tattered greens
    Stuck on hole thirteen
    And I don't have no balls cause I lost them...

    That gopher took a rock and threw it at me
    Between the eyes, a blow that sent me tumbling
    Stuck in this ditch I hope someone will find me
    But hey, I see my ball!
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