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Steve's Diner 
By: Matthias
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Duration: 5:27 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 6/17/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Matthias (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Matthias Parodies (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Matthias Parodies (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of Amazing by Aerosmith (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I burnt the sauerkraut
    And dried the lettuce thin
    I need, “Cooking For Dummies”
    To help me in my kitchen

    Cut myself with a knife
    And now the pasta’s stained
    You smell my food
    And Faint!

    There’s a paperclip
    In the casserole
    Yeah, I thought I could cook
    But my burgers taste like coal


    When my oven’s on fire
    Due to the French fries
    And my dishes are full
    Of flies!

    It’s My Cooking!
    Saw the blink of an eye (My fish are sure a fright!)
    It’s My Cooking!
    When the dessert arrives, you’ll be chugging down your Sprite
    It’s My Cooking!
    And I’m serving some Tums for infected guts tonight

    A chef of pain, torture, and creation
    So how hot would you like your chicken wings?
    On a gurney for your operation
    That’s the last time you’ll eat my homemade onion rings


    I need to learn to bake
    And also learn to cook
    But I can’t do neither, even from the book
    Oh no!
    Come and try the frog’s legs
    Oops! They’re still alive
    I’ll go make them

    It’s My Cooking!
    Since you saw how I fry, you’re scared to take a bite
    It’s My Cooking!
    With each platter of food your skin it grows more white
    It’s My Cooking!
    I’ve become the slayer of the decrepit tongues tonight!

    The decrepit tongues!
    And infected guts!

    (Random jibberish)
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