Steve's Diner  By: Matthias

Play Song (Creative Commons License):

Click Here for a Free Download of this song at 128k

Duration:	5:27 (belowaveragedave)
Release Date:	6/17/2008  (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Matthias (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Matthias (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Matthias (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Matthias Parodies (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Matthias Parodies (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC (belowaveragedave)
Keywords:

Reviews:

Facts:

Parody of Amazing by Aerosmith (belowaveragedave)

Web pages about this song:

Where to Buy:

Song Lyrics:

I burnt the sauerkraut And dried the lettuce thin I need, “Cooking For Dummies” To help me in my kitchen Cut myself with a knife And now the pasta’s stained You smell my food And Faint! There’s a paperclip In the casserole Yeah, I thought I could cook But my burgers taste like coal (Yu-uck!) When my oven’s on fire Due to the French fries And my dishes are full Of flies! It’s My Cooking! Saw the blink of an eye (My fish are sure a fright!) Gross! It’s My Cooking! When the dessert arrives, you’ll be chugging down your Sprite Yuck! It’s My Cooking! And I’m serving some Tums for infected guts tonight A chef of pain, torture, and creation So how hot would you like your chicken wings? On a gurney for your operation That’s the last time you’ll eat my homemade onion rings Bleah! I need to learn to bake And also learn to cook But I can’t do neither, even from the book Oh no! Come and try the frog’s legs Oops! They’re still alive I’ll go make them Deep-Fried! It’s My Cooking! Since you saw how I fry, you’re scared to take a bite Gross! It’s My Cooking! With each platter of food your skin it grows more white Ugh! It’s My Cooking! I’ve become the slayer of the decrepit tongues tonight! The decrepit tongues! And infected guts! (Random jibberish) (belowaveragedave)

Available on the following albums:

Contact us if you know of an album that contains this song

Played on 4 shows:
	03-10-09, #BAD_03-10-09		03-01-09, #BAD_03-01-09
	03-08-09, #BAD_03-08-09		08-26-08, #BAD_08-08-26
	= Show you can listen to online

Song Images: