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Duration: 5:40 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 2005  (sfjpk30) 
Lyrics By: Mikey Squirrel (belowaveragedave) 
Music By:
Produced By: Mikey Squirrel (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Squirrelbait Parodies (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Squirrelbait Parodies (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of Hotel California by The Eagles (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    On a big desert planet, Tatooine is the name
    Jawas and Sand people, rising up through the plains
    Up ahead near the spaceport, I saw a wretched hive
    Full of lots of scum and villainy, I hope things will be alright
    As we walked through the doorway, I heard the bartender say
    That we should leave our droids outside, and please keep our blasters put away
    Then Ben lit up his saber and he sliced some guy’s arm
    I guess it’s better to be in here, than at the moisture farm

    Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina
    Such a lively crowd, droids are not allowed
    People are strange at the Mos Eisley Cantina
    Any time of day, drink your blues away

    This place is definitely twisted, it’s got the Max Rebo band
    It’s got a lot of ugly aliens, I can’t understand
    See them drink at their tables, sweet Jawa juice
    Some come for a bounty, some come to cut loose
    So I said to Han Solo, ‘We need a fast ship’
    He said, 'You haven't heard of the Falcon? It can do some serious s**t’
    But now Stormtroopers are coming, let’s get away,
    Meet you back at the Corellian ship, at the docking bay...

    Welcome to the Mos Eisley Cantina
    Such a lively crowd, droids are not allowed
    We’re mixing it up at the Mos Eisley cantina
    Everyone is weird, some are really feared

    There’s a gruff bartender, and some big hairy guys
    And I said, I think I saw a hammerhead here and a guy with three eyes
    Somewhere off in the background, I can hear Figrin D’an
    I’d like to go and take a ****, but I just can’t find the can
    Next thing that I heard of, Han was heading for the door
    Greedo tried to stop him there, but now Greedo is no more
    'Relax,' said the smuggler, and ‘I’m sorry for the mess’
    I think I’ll come back here really soon, ‘Cause this place is the best!
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    06-14-09, #BAD_06-14-0905-04-08, #BAD_08-05-04
    12-02-08, #BAD_08-12-02
    = Show you can listen to online
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    Messages about the song: "Mos Eisley Cantina"
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  06-14-09 03:34 PM  -  13 years ago
    The information on the recording page seem to indicate this song as being released 03/03/2008, but it's currently entered in 2005, I'm going to do more research, because maybe it was released before it was posted to the Soundclick page of Mikey Squirrel, the lyrics are from 2005, but I thought the recording was from 2008. . .not that it makes a big difference, but I'll look into it
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