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Parody of "Foul Mouthed Me" by Red Ant (belowaveragedave) |
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"Blome E. Tweiss - fake name, harsh lyrics!"
Two trailer trash wh**es who offer a ride All for a five, mouths open wide [ah!, (d***-a-d***-d***...), ah!]
Used trailer trash wh**es are batting thier eyes Look at my five, laugh at my guy! [bah!, (not much d*** d***...), bah!, [Boo!] Sluts!]
Guess who's back . . . Back again . . . Antman's back . . . To offend! . . . Talks of crap, praises crack, sells kids smack, tortures cats, tossed jim-hats, this and that, yes, I'm bad.... (Hummer, humping, err, humming part)
{lights up a joint} Someone started a rumor - - "there no bloody humor in cursing, you bore!" It's so crazy, my wild grammar? {yeah!} Hell, if you want crazy, s*** is what I'll hand ya! A little piece of me, pissed off with no manners A warning this isn't fit for your grandmas Say your shocked when I yell "FOCK"? That's thin-skinned, kiddo 'snot the Bible that I am annihilating Ca(i)n, I mock when I'm Abel, vi'lent violating! {yay!} So sick of my song, but while it's playing You step back and do a dance that smile is staying You think I await a trial in Hades? Please, don't keep the insane asylum waiting! See, the FCC's afraid of me 'cause I streamed more pee than R Kelly Howard Stern could learn some new words, obscene When I talk so filthy, foul-mouthed me! So, love on and live, hug all and kiss? {pfft!} F*** that!, suck on her ***t, and b***er her kids! Don't get pissy ..When I rap s*** in this ditty- -'cause you know it's f*****' awesome D***, I'M WITTY!
Now this looks like the song for me To shout out sev'ral obscenities 'cause we need a little vulgarity So God d*** [oh man!] pro-fanity!
I said this looks like a hit indeed So everybody will b**** at me But we need a little indecency And it's so d***** funny - talk unclean!
Killin' horses, still porkin' their corpses Look gorgeous in Georgia performin' abortions Went car jackin' and wreckin' some Porsches 'til someone got pissed off and said "Come on, no more S***!!!" My commentary? "Someone just dared me! I'm quite a 'people person'" {psych!} I'm evil and scary! Red Devil, and one whose mad level surpassed Saddam's acts, too bad he didn't get killed on a rack! {snap!} Young boys and pastors, everyone's after me! And even the Pacifists wants to lash their fist at me? Yeah, I'm bad! (fap-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fap) { j**zed! } Sick: parent's dilemma. Rude ta them, the man's worse than Eminem!- -I'm not Bart, there's no Principle Skinner A sinner by invention, back with a winner I've never resting, the death bed's protesting! Requesting the Cardiac gods arrest me! {missed!} Test me? Convention leaves Breed dissention, soon as someone questions me Fear my vengeance, 'cause eventu'lly I'll screw them **** **** - who censored me?!
Now this looks like the song for me To shout out sev'ral obscenities 'cause we need a little vulgarity So God d*** [oh man!] pro-fanity!
I said this looks like a hit indeed So everybody will b**** at me But we need a little indecency And it's so d***** funny - talk unclean!
I rip gits and half-wits, and flow p**s in caskets "Man, this sod is rude!" Please, go kiss my assets! Missus Fat B*tch - you should get that snatch stiched We could use sev'ral less misfit slack kids Unholy? But a Priest, *once*, fun-holed me I should have got Ted "The Meth" Haggard to b*** me They won't own me, I'm too bold, can't slow Stand closer - nobody listens to Ant though! My rant flows - - Envisioned opinions, But I'm sharin' this fun list. One with some symptoms: I sling c** like Gene Simmons in a bim, dumb Yeah, I knew Tourette: I GAVE HIM HIS SYNDROME! {twitch!} Well sometimes a song's extreme 'cause not everbody wants cute comedy The balls on me, uncalming seas Appalling? Please! You can't conceive! Say your eyes are stinging, your ears are ringing? Heard what I'm singing, I got you thinking! For you to question "what is filthy?" My view is, yes, some smut is healthy! {Nay!} Just a construct of words That I threw together might offend's absurd The real problem's how many dish "morals", free 'cause I've seen them acting worse than me!
So this looked like a lock for me To point out staggering hypocrisy Hope the open minded rock on with me While the most offended foul-mouth me!
I said this looked like a job for me Not everybody will follow me But you need the little dark side of me And I'm never ending foul-mouthed me!
(hum out a bunch of warm cheery thoughts)
s**t! (belowaveragedave) |
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