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Parody of "Rawhide" by Frankie Laine (belowaveragedave) |
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Rollin’, rollin’, rollin Rollin’, rollin’, rollin Rollin’, rollin’, rollin Rollin’, rollin’, rollin, Rawhide
Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’ You know this herd is stolen And both my balls are swollen, Rawhide That cow sure ain’t no virgin So, hurry up, and finish squirtin’ And notch your initials in her hide You know I’m out on bail And I ain’t goin’ back to jail Never seen a cow that testified
CHORUS: Pull it out, whip it up, push it in, pull it out Wipe it off, zip it up, Rawhide Pull it out, whip it up, push it in, pull it out Wipe it off, zip it up, Rawhide
She’s mooin’, mooin’, mooin’ She must like what we’re doin’ Especially this cork-screwin’, Rawhide My turn, I am awaitin’ I’m tired o’ masturbatin’ Standin’ at the end of this line Today she’s our rear-ender Tonight we’ll hope she’s tender She’s gonna be the main course when we dine
(CHORUS)
(Interlude) Slim: Hey, I think we oughtta name her Bessie? Tex: Why’s that, Slim? Slim: ‘Cause Bart said she’s the bess he ever had! Tex: Now that’s a knee-slapper
(CHORUS)
Lance there don’t know nuffin’ Loco weed, he’s puffin’ That’s a bull he’s stuffin’, Rawhide But that’s a time-bomb tickin’ When that bull starts a-kickin’ Lance’ll sing soprano for a while He’ll have to ride side-saddle He won't be fit to straddle Leastways for the next hundred miles
(CHORUS) (belowaveragedave) |
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