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By: Rick Cormier & Dee Range
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Duration: 3:18 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 3/8/2007  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Dee Range (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Rick Cormier (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
  • Parody of "Rawhide" by Frankie Laine (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin
    Rollin’, rollin’, rollin, Rawhide

    Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
    You know this herd is stolen
    And both my balls are swollen, Rawhide
    That cow sure ain’t no virgin
    So, hurry up, and finish squirtin’
    And notch your initials in her hide
    You know I’m out on bail
    And I ain’t goin’ back to jail
    Never seen a cow that testified

    Pull it out, whip it up, push it in, pull it out
    Wipe it off, zip it up, Rawhide
    Pull it out, whip it up, push it in, pull it out
    Wipe it off, zip it up, Rawhide

    She’s mooin’, mooin’, mooin’
    She must like what we’re doin’
    Especially this cork-screwin’, Rawhide
    My turn, I am awaitin’
    I’m tired o’ masturbatin’
    Standin’ at the end of this line
    Today she’s our rear-ender
    Tonight we’ll hope she’s tender
    She’s gonna be the main course when we dine


    Slim: Hey, I think we oughtta name her Bessie?
    Tex: Why’s that, Slim?
    Slim: ‘Cause Bart said she’s the bess he ever had!
    Tex: Now that’s a knee-slapper


    Lance there don’t know nuffin’
    Loco weed, he’s puffin’
    That’s a bull he’s stuffin’, Rawhide
    But that’s a time-bomb tickin’
    When that bull starts a-kickin’
    Lance’ll sing soprano for a while
    He’ll have to ride side-saddle
    He won't be fit to straddle
    Leastways for the next hundred miles

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    Played on 3 shows:
    02-24-09, #BAD_02-24-0909-02-08, #BAD_08-09-02
    12-16-08, #BAD_08-12-16
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