PC Halloween  By: Devo Spice

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Duration:	3:41
Release Date:	10/24/2008  (DJ Particle)
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My homeowner's association sent us a letter To say they had a way of making Halloween better And safer and more fun for everyone involved And completely non-offensive, it makes sense, problem solved I didn't know there was a problem, but OK And this probably won't affect my plans in any way So let's see what they say, I read a little more And saw my kids could only trick or treat from three o'clock to four Decoration limit, two pumpkins per yard And knives are dangerous, so they can't be carved And no devils, or anything satanic or morose And even nothing made of satin 'cause it sounds too close To make sure nobody gets offended or upset We've got some guidelines here for what costumes you can get No witches, they promote witchcraft, as does Harry Potter, Bewitched, and The Wizard of Oz No aliens, monsters, mutants, or cannibals And werewolves promote cruelty to animals Vampires might make a kid too scared And zombies are offensive to the living impaired No Freddy, no Jason, in fact they can't be Characters from films they aren't old enough to see No commercial characters like Spongebob or Superman And no ghosts, the sheets look too much like the Klan Figure skaters show way too much skin And Dora The Explorer's an illegal alien OK, so how about a duck?! Anyone have a problem With my kid dressing up like a duck?! HUH?! We can't give out candy 'cause it makes the kids fat Just stickers and fruit and maybe that granola crap I was stunned, is this really how they want it run? It's politically correct and not a damn bit of fun [howl]... : I'm sorry we can't allow that sound effect because it's too scary and might be upsetting to some of our younger listeners. [evil laugh]... : No, I'm sorry, the evil laughter perpetuates the stereotype of the mad scientist. [girl screams]... : Oh now that's just sexist! Why does the victim always have to be female? Surprisingly with all the things it said we couldn't do The letter didn't say a word about bags of flaming poo So guess what I got planned, and I hope they understand 'Cause I'm throwing my own party and it will get out of hand No one will be allowed in, unless They are wearing a costume guaranteed to offend Maybe something like a walking pair of breast implants Or a priest with an altar boy hanging from his pants People showed up and I was very impressed With my guests and how they decided to dress There's Jess, she came as a messed up slut And there's George Lucas with a light saber up his butt And there's the most evil creature they say A lawyer for the RIAA And I dressed up like the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee What? That little bugger scares the crap out of me [Frankenstein growl]... : Now do you really think a reanimated corpse is suitable for children? [owl sound]... : OK, that's better, but can you try something a little friendlier? [puppies yipping]... : Yeah, that's perfect! Now you've got it! Shoebox: Did you guys see Devo Spice's party!? Luke: Yeah, it was awesome! I went as a sodomi... Tom S: It was disgraceful, and completely against the rules! Luke: Er, yeah, it was...(sheepishly) awful. Shoebox: Next year we're gonna have to just ban Halloween for good and go right to Christma... er, Channuk... Kwan.. uh... you know, THAT time of year. Tom S: That sounds like a good idea. But how do we do it? Shoebox: Simple. We allow the residents to hang up their Holiday decorations at the beginning of October. (Tom S and Luke agree) Shoebox: OK, moving on. Unit number 47's front door is off-white, not white. This is against the rules. I vote we find them $500 per day until they get it replaced. All in favor? Luke and Tom: Aye! Shoebox: Great. Now, the tree in front of unit 23 started changing colors 4 days before the rest of the trees in the neighborhood. This flagrant disregard for the rules can not go unpunished. I move that we make them tear it down and replace it with another tree that is on the proper fall foliage schedule. All in favor? Luke and Tom: Aye! (Stavro Arrgolus)

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Played on 29 shows:
	10-14-23, #AOTA-231014		10-22-12, #BWR-12-10-23
	10-16-22, #MMS-244		10-02-12, #KMCC_7-02
	10-17-20, #AOTA-201017		10-31-11, #MM-231
	10-26-19, #AOTA-191026		10-29-10, #ROTP_323
	10-27-18, #AOTA-181027		10-22-09, #BR-09-86
	10-28-17, #AOTA-171028		10-11-09, #MMS-130
	10-21-17, #MMP-49		01-02-09, #MMDT20_09-01
	10-28-16, #WOTR_16		11-14-08, #MMDT20_08-45
	10-14-16, #MMP-45		11-07-08, #MMDT20_08-44
	10-21-14, #BWR-14-10-21		10-31-08, #MMDT20_08-43
	10-18-14, #WOR-141018		10-31-08, #MMS-117
	10-12-14, #MMP-33		10-31-08, #BR-08-44
	10-25-13, #MMDT20_13-43		10-27-08, #MM-181
	10-21-13, #MMS-176		10-25-08, #ROTP_218
	10-27-12, #AOTA-121027
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