Don Henley Must Die by Mojo Nixon

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Don Henley Must Die
By: Mojo Nixon

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This is the sound of my brain. (strikes chord)

Then I said, this is the sound of my brain on Don Henley! (strikes dischord)

Then I said, 1 2 3 4...

He's a tortured artist
Used to be in the Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded beagle
Poet of despair!
Pumped up with hot air!
He's serious, pretentious
And I just don't care

Don Henley must die!
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey
Don Henley must die!

Turned on the TV
And what did I see?
This bloated hairy thing
Winning a Grammy
Best Rock Vocalist?
Compared to WHAT?
Bunch of pseudo-serious crap
takes a manic Satanic plot

Don Henley must die!
Put a sharp stick in his eye!
Don Henley must die!
Yea yea yea

(guitarist plays 'Hotel California' riff)

Quit playin' that crap
You're out of the band

I'm only kidding
Can't you tell?
I love his sensitive music
Idiot poetry, swell
You and your kind
Are killing rock and roll
It's not because you're O-L-D
'Cause you ain't got no soul

Don't be afraid of fun
Loosen up your ponytail
Be wild, young, free and dumb
Get your head out of your tail

Don Henley must die!
Don't let him get back together
With Glenn Frey

Don Henley must die!
Put him in the electric chair
Watch him fry!

Don Henley must die
Don Henley must die
No Eagles reunion!
The same goes for you, Sting! (Backwoods)

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	04-20-24, #MMCZ-24-06	11-04-90, #90-44
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