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Rank this week: 31 (↑11)
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Release Date: 11/19/2007  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Independent Women by Destiny's Child (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Like a Zoo

    Got my whole crew

    Gonna Flee and break it out

    David's Turkey's c'mon

    Uh Uh Uh

    Lesson!
    Better not be thinkin' about me
    I ain't eatin' nothin' so that I'll be lean
    I won't end up dinner like my mommy did last week
    Better start over or get more berries

    Question!
    Why you tryna feed me all of this?
    Trying to inflate me to fill up your kids
    Live through 5 Thanksgivings and I've see all of your kills
    Don't you think you'll miss me once you get your fill

    The eggs I'm laying
    (You scrambled)
    The hay I sit in
    (You paid it)
    The barn I live in
    (I sleep there)
    but I'm no dumb turkey
    (I'm talking)
    The pig you saving
    (Go cook him)
    or that cow, Franklin
    (He's mooing)
    The kitchen oven
    (Don't warm it)
    You ain't eatin' me
    (You ain't eatin' me)

    All the Turkeys who Independent
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the roosters not wakin' farmers
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the birdies who really feel me
    (Throw your wings up at me)

    David, how your turkeys getting down like that
    David, how your turkeys get down like that
    Dave, I guess you better go and cook a ham
    David, how your turkeys get smart like that

    Tell me what you think about this
    Hiding from your gun if I do wanna live
    I run hard and heavy to escape you like this
    Chickens it ain't easy living through all of it

    Begging
    Butterball ain't gettin' all they want
    Oscar Meyer's short 'cause the turkeys here have won
    If you wanna eat, looks like it's hot dogs that you'll warm
    Depending on myself to stay out of your lunch

    The feathers on me
    (I grew 'em)
    Your family's dinner
    (I'm skipping)
    The knife your wielding
    (I'll kick it)
    'Cause I will not feed thee
    (You don't get it)
    The farm I live in)
    (I'll flee it)
    The death I'm fearing
    (Won't seal it)
    So let this sink in
    (Won't eat me)
    You ain't eatin' me
    (You ain't eatin' me)

    All the turkeys who Independent
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the hens who ain't in the kitchen
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the chickens who still here kickin'
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the Vegans who just won't eat me
    (Throw your wings up at me)

    Dave, how are turkeys so smart like that
    David, how your turkeys get down like that
    Dave, I guess you better go cook a ham
    David, how your turkeys get down like that

    B.A. Dave's chics
    (What's up)
    They in the house)
    (They stuffed)
    We'll starve these people up
    Turkey Style

    B A Dave's Turkeys

    Won't get stuffed on Thanksgiving

    No I won't get eatin' Gee

    David's Turkeys

    Ohh
    All the turkeys who independent
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the roosters not wakin' farmers
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    All the birdies who truly feel me
    (Throw your wings up at me)
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 3 shows:
    12-16-08, #BAD_08-12-1610-21-08, #BAD_08-10-21
    11-25-08, #BAD_08-11-25
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