Give Me This by Below Average Dave

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Give Me This
By: Below Average Dave

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Release Date:	7/15/2008 (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty & The Beast (belowaveragedave)

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A diamond book shelf
I want a brand new ride
with lots of treasure
and a foot rub every night

and now
You can write me a check
Get me Cashmere
As I think about all my demands

Big sinner

Give me this
Give me that
Give me more cause I'm obsessed
I think I need a new gem stone ring
and perhaps a silk vest

A big pool
Pretty Birds
Well it's all that I deserve

I am pompous and ambitious
Don't believe me, give you stitches

I've got bling
I've got cash
And my servants kiss my @$$
I've got forty cars and still I'm not impressed

I want another Hummer
Just got two last summer
Give me This
Cause I'm Pissed
Give me That

Malibu
Tampa Bay
I want to own the world today

I'm so rare
a billionaire
Who won't carry his own weight

Mobile phones
'nough to spare
No they're mine, but you can stare

Never hold back
how I'm feeling
Well I just say what I'm thinking

Need a boat
Take your pick
I've only got twenty-six

and I can zoom to mountains in my private jet

I never finish last
I only fly first class
Give me This
When I'm stressed, head to my 9th home in the mid west
Give me This
Give me This
Give me That

Some may call me greedy
They say I'm too damn needy
I'm a dolt without a goal to work upon

Oh the finer things in life are useful
Quite frankly, I get all that I want
No peers to be trusting
It is cash for which I'm lusting
I am not polite
I have no social skills
Doing my own work is such a hassle
So since I am lazy
I pay Jane to wet my daisies

**Jane**
He's a pest
He's a pest
He's a dick I must confess
Well he's boring
Oh good Lord, I bet he hasn't been laid yet

I'm flat broke
I've got fleas
The best things in life aren't free

This whole smile is confusing
'cause this really ain't amusing

Sleep on cots
in his Yacht
What a flake, is he or what?
Jig is up
All of his workers are depressed

I can't afford my shoes
Working for him I'm screwed

Jane: For He Wants This
Other Servants: He Want This
Jane: He Wants That
Other Servants: He Wants That

**All Servants**
He Wants This
He Wants That
He has loads of big assets
No career but that old daddy dear
left all the stuff that he possessed

He's unreal, cannot please
He makes us serve him on our knees

Yes his greed is brightly showing
It's gratitude that he's forgoing

**Mr Greed takes the mic back**
No remorse
That's no fun
Now get out
YOUR WORKS NOT DONE
No matter what I own I'm not impressed
Now I will prop my feet up
and they'll lick the dirt up

I want this

I want this

I want this

and, I WANT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT (belowaveragedave)

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