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Wind Beneath My Butt 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 17 (↑27)
Duration: 4:32 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 7/24/2008  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: badave.com (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Soundclick (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
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  • The original lyrics to this parody are B.A.D.'s oldest, written when he was 8 years old (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
    It must have been so nasty behind me
    To never smell air that's fresh and clean
    You were content to hold your nose, and spray away
    You always walked so far behind.

    So I could fart silently but deadly,
    While you were the one that took the blame.
    A horrible stench without a name for so long
    A terrible cry after some strain

    Did you ever know that it was my gas
    Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
    I could fart silently but deadly
    For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

    It might have appeared that I was flawless
    But all of my Hanes contain skid marks
    I want you to know I had chinese, just to warn you
    I would be safer with Gas-X

    Did you ever know that it was my gas
    Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
    I could fart silently but deadly
    For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt

    Did I ever tell you that it was my Gas
    Yes that toxic, that toxic smell came from my crack
    OH, and I, I could fart silently but deadly,
    For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
    'Cause It Was the Wind Beneath My Butt

    Oh the Wind Beneath My Butt
    Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew the Wind Beneath My Butt
    Fart, Fart, Fart So Bad, I heard this on I've had
    Oh, pew, pew pew, The Wind Beneath My Butt
    Oh, pew, pew, pew, the Wind Beneath My Butt

    Fart, Fart, Fart till my bowels are clean
    So bad I almost died this eve.
    Oh Lord, Oh Lord
    It smells so bad , the wind beneath my butt.
    (belowaveragedave)
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