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| Facts: |
| The original lyrics to this parody are B.A.D.'s oldest, written when he was 8 years old (belowaveragedave) |
| Parody of "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler (belowaveragedave) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been so nasty behind me
To never smell air that's fresh and clean
You were content to hold your nose, and spray away
You always walked so far behind.
So I could fart silently but deadly,
While you were the one that took the blame.
A horrible stench without a name for so long
A terrible cry after some strain
Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
It might have appeared that I was flawless
But all of my Hanes contain skid marks
I want you to know I had chinese, just to warn you
I would be safer with Gas-X
Did you ever know that it was my gas
Yes that toxic smell came from my crack
I could fart silently but deadly
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
Did I ever tell you that it was my Gas
Yes that toxic, that toxic smell came from my crack
OH, and I, I could fart silently but deadly,
For it was the Wind Beneath My Butt
'Cause It Was the Wind Beneath My Butt
Oh the Wind Beneath My Butt
Pew, Pew, Pew, Pew the Wind Beneath My Butt
Fart, Fart, Fart So Bad, I heard this on I've had
Oh, pew, pew pew, The Wind Beneath My Butt
Oh, pew, pew, pew, the Wind Beneath My Butt
Fart, Fart, Fart till my bowels are clean
So bad I almost died this eve.
Oh Lord, Oh Lord
It smells so bad , the wind beneath my butt. (belowaveragedave) |
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