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| Parody of Wind Beneath My Wings by Bette Midler (belowaveragedave) |
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Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh
It surely is cramped here in my closet
I reach for a bag on the top shelf
Stand on a crate of flimsy pine, it gives way
Try as I might, can't catch myself
I grabbed for the shelf, what was I thinking?
It broke in half, weak from years of strain
I fell to the floor. I wrenched my back, I can't move
Then everything, down on me, did rain
I wish I had thrown away that anvil
And all these things I will never need
Bowling balls, weights and vises tumbled
And now I am pinned beneath my things
I don't know how long I was unconscious
But, when I awake, the nightmare starts
A pack rat, now trapped beneath a mound
Of useless items
Seems to be nothing I can do
I don't think I've ever used those ski poles
That engine block's from my sixty-three
Why couldn't I just save things like Weebles?
For now I am pinned beneath my things
Why did I build full-sized model Zeroes?
Keep all these things, all these things I will never need?
Oh, and why, why did I buy someone's stuffed beagle?
For now I am pinned beneath my things
Yes, now I am pinned beneath my things
Oh, I'm pinned beneath my things
Screwed, screwed, screwed
Oh I am pinned beneath my things
Why, why, why I say?
Is this how I will die?
I'm screwed, can't move, I'm pinned beneath my things
I'm screwed, can't move, I'm pinned beneath my things
Why, why, why on earth did I
Keep all this junk, now piled so high?
Can't move, can't move
Oh, God, can't move
I'm pinned beneath my things
(belowaveragedave) |
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