Rob Me I'm a Tourist  By: Jeff Reuben

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Duration:	3:04 (belowaveragedave)
Release Date:	12/9/2008  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco (belowaveragedave)

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Rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, rob me, I'm a tourist! I left my wallet on the tour bus... That's me I'm standing on the left of the escalator I'm blocking locals, in a hurry Push me to the floor I ask them for directions Fifty times, make corrections They're getting pissed: They're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist Got my cam-er-a My tacky t-shirt's on Act like my outfit rocks In sandals and dark socks A thousand pictures are planned Me and a garbage can Block traffic now They're gonna rob me I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist I'm getting boisterous and loud So many sights to see Got my New York map upside-down Walking around DC I just don't understand how The locals are so dumb I tell them everything Is better, where I come from I'm acting like a punk I'm getting way too drunk You think I'm impolite I think I'm always right Without a care I stroll I walk into a pole While I'm knocked out Go on and rob me I'm a tourist! I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist You're gonna rob me, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist 1979, at the age of eight Jeff Reuben goes to the beach and pees on his parents beach towel (Da na na na na!) 1984, Barcelona, Jeff gets gored in the Running Of The Bulls (Da na na na na!) 1993, Jeff and his crew visit a mall in Ohio to get a picture with a Euclid Square Sign (Da na na na na!) 1999, Jeff Reuben travels to Vegas and gets beat up by 58 Elvis impersonators (Da na na na na!) 2005, Jeff and his friends pretend to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with their hands and heads (Da na na na na!) 2007, Jeff goes to New York and eats fish from the Hudson River (Da na na na na!) On May 28th of that same year, Jeff gets hives (Da na na na na!) 2008, Amiright parodist Jeff Reuben records Rob Me I'm A Tourist! I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist I'm a tourist, I'm a tourist I'm a tourist Oh oh oh I'm a tourist (belowaveragedave)

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