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Rank this week: 10 (↑25)
Release Date: 2008  (TheSGO) 
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Produced By: Nathanial D. King (TheSGO) 
Released By: Red Rocket Novelty Inc. (TheSGO) 
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  • This is the first song released by The Suburban Ghetto Orchestra. Within 3 weeks of it's release, it was added to the internet version of The Dr. Demento 2008 Christmas show. (TheSGO)
  • Song Lyrics:
    “Police At My Door” (The Feliz Navidad Parody)
    The Suburban Ghetto Orchestra (Featuring Ow Chihuahua)

    Police At My Door
    Police At My Door
    Police At My Door
    They kicked it in
    And threw me to the floor

    Police At My Door
    Police At My Door
    Police At My Door
    They kicked my face
    And then they kicked it more

    They want to put me in jail for Christmas
    Because I stole my neighbor’s mail for Christmas
    And all the gifts that I got for Christmas
    I had bought em' on his card

    Police Had a Dog
    Police Had a Dog
    Police Had a Dog
    It bit my crotch
    And nearly ripped it off


    Police Think They're God
    The Police Think They're God
    Police Think They're God
    But when I asked for mercy
    It just pissed em' off

    I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas
    Although my ass is in the can for Christmas
    I'm sleeping with another man for Christmas
    For my bottom times are hard

    So now I'm in a living hell for Christmas
    Cause now I'm wearing wedding veil for Christmas
    All because I stole some mail for Christmas
    I'm the wife of prison guard

    "Merry Christmas everybody

    I hope you get what you want in the end


    Copyright 2008 Red Rocket Novelty Inc.
    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 2 shows:
    12-21-08, #08-5112-13-08, #MMCZ_XMAS08A
    = Show you can listen to online
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