What If ?  By: Art Paul Schlosser

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Duration:	4:23 (artpaul)
Release Date:	2008  (artpaul)
Lyrics By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Carla Ulbrich (artpaul)
Music By:	Art Paul Schlosser & Carla Ulbrich (artpaul)
Produced By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Released By:	Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul)
Published By:	Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul)
Licensing:	CC (artpaul)
Keywords:	ART PAUL SCHLOSSER, CARLA ULBRICH, HAIR, PARODY

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I heard What if Your Girlfriend was Gone by Carla on Kahnman's Comedy hour and and decided I would like to write a parody to it so I sent these lyrics and the other ones I wrote to Carla and she said she liked them and told me what the chords were and said I could do them. So here is one of them. (artpaul)

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Hi ah this is another parody to another Carla Ubrich song called What If Your Hair was Gone. I don't know know I'm gonna try it out. What if your hair was gone Would you wear a hat Would you wear a wing Would you go berserk Without your lid What if your hair was gone Would you be embarrassed Would you really not care Would you hang out with punks That cut off all their hair What if your hair was gone Would you look for it in the back yard In the lawn Would you be bored Would you start to yawn What if your hair was gone Here's another I wrote one more It's real short It goes What if you forgot the song What if you forgot the song Would you make it up Would you try to whistle Would you be upset Would you burp in the middle What if you forgot the song Would you sit there and play guitar Without singing any words Would you wonder what You don't know what you should do your not sure What if you forgot the words What if I can't think of them anymore I guess maybe that"s what you would do Cause I'm sitting here wondering what I should do and maybe that's what you might do What if you started to stutter Like Mel Tillis when he was singing but instead was starting t-t-t-to talk What if you started to stutter Ah and you couldn't remember the words to um I'm not sure Um that sounds complicated Ah What if what if yeah you know What if y-y-you stated to stutter And you couldn't say the word b-b-b-butter That's kind of funny Let's try that What if you s-s-started to stutter And you couldn't say the word b-b-butter Would you try to whistle even though you wren't sure you could I can't whistle very good What if you can't whistle very good (artpaul)

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