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It's been a while since I've been here, it's great to be back, wherever I am, I always love it when I'm here. A lot's happened, I guess. Hey, man, that Clarence Thomas thing, I guess you watched that, eh? Boy, I tell you something, I learned something very important watching the Clarence Thomas hearings, you know what I learned? I don't stand a f***ing chance. Don't even call the committee to order. It'd be a real short hearing. "Uh, Mistuh Hicks, are you familiah at all with a video series called 'Clam Lappers' Volumes One through Ninety?" All of them? I don't recall. Uh-huh. "Uh, Mistuh Hicks, are you familiah at all with a man named Manuel, who works at the Show World Adult Video Parlor?" Manny! "Mista Hicks, dey subpoena me, dey subpoena me!" s**t. Boy, I tell you, after the Pee-wee Herman thing and then after the Clarence Thomas hearings, pornography has gotten a really bad name in our country.
And I'd like to state, for the record, right now - I love pornography. Love it. I have tapes that are pure f***ing art, I'm telling ya. People f***ing, sucking, every imaginable position, the finest looking women, f***ing, sucking - I love it. "For the record, Mistuh Hicks, thank you for your testimony. I don't know if we have a place for you right now on the Supreme Court-but, boy, you ever thought about becoming a Senator? C'mere, boy. Bring some of them tapes over here, lookit that-whooah. Bring them over Teddy's house, yeah, look at that there-oooh. She go to that like a duck to water, look at that there." How, how, how.
That is one of my big fears in life, that I'm gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing I've been adding onto for years. There'll be two funerals that day. I can see my mom going through my stuff. "Look, honey, here's Bill when he was a Cub scout. Look at how cute my baby is. His little short pants, his little hat. Look how cute my baby was. I wonder what's in this box over here. 'Rear Entry', Volumes One through Forty?!" Eeeeerrrr, CRASH! The only guy going through the gates of Heaven with his mom spanking him. Spank! Mom, they were on sale! Spank! Spank! Someone named Manny called. Oh, s**t! Spank! Spank! I don't understand anything, so there you go. (Stavro Arrgolus) |
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