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Duration: 1:19 (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Release Date: 1992  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bill Hicks (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: N/A (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Kevin Booth (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: Invasion/Rykodisc (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Published By: ©Arizona Bay Production Company (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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You know my problem? I watch too much news, man, that's my problem. That's why I'm so depressed all the time, I figured it out. I watch too much CNN, man. I don't know if you've ever sat around and watched CNN longer than, say, 20 hours in one day? I don't recommend that. Watch CNN 'Headline News' for one hour; it's the most depressing thing you'll ever f***ing do. WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS, RECESSION, DEPRESSION. WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS . . . Then you look out your window (chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp). Where's all this s**t happening?

Ted Turner is making this s**t up, man! Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter! "By 1992, we will all die of AIDS!" Read that on the air. I don't get laid, no one gets laid. I'm writing Jane Fonda, "Will you f**k this guy so we can get some good news, please?" I wanna see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast. Hey, it's all gonna work out, here's sports!
(Stavro Arrgolus)
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11-12-16, #KMCC-T12-0403-11-14, #mmcz-14-01
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