Profile: A Macho Ignoramus  By: Jeff Reuben

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Duration:	3:13 (belowaveragedave)
Release Date:	12/9/2008  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
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Produced By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave)
Licensing:	CC (belowaveragedave)
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An obnoxiously funny parody of a song somewhat deserving of it. Just awesome.	- belowaveragedave

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Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good Charlotte (belowaveragedave)

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Wanna guy who's squeaky clean? Try out Match or eHarmony It's all the rage: the Net dating scene All of them are so laid back Smart, funny life's on track Honest, polite...but that's just not...me With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed Imagining you undressed I'm a one track-minded guy My picture's hot but soon you'll frown Since then I've gained three hundred pounds Get your number then have the gall To not call Awwwwww... Profile: A Macho Ignoramus Friends say that I'm heinous Pain in the anus Hope my ex won't be a problem Still hung up on her How bout a threesome? Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer" I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks I don't like travel, hate the beach On your money I will leech I not be educated Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6" I'm rude to waiters just for kicks I stick my foot out and they fall And we brawl Profile: A Macho Ignoramus I'm not on the A-list But I'm in-famous I don't cook...not into cleaning No conversations With deeper meanings Awwwwwwww... Profile: A Macho Ignoramus Chicks say I'm outrageous Think I'm contagious I won't go to fancy diners I'll take you to McDonalds But nothing finer Profile: A Macho Ignoramus Don't do romance, respect or love Cause I'm a lame ass Profile: Macho Ignoramus Profile: Macho Ignoramus Profile: Macho Ignoramus (belowaveragedave)

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