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Profile: A Macho Ignoramus 
By: Jeff Reuben
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Duration: 3:13 (belowaveragedave) 
Release Date: 12/9/2008  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
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Produced By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: Jeff Reuben (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC (belowaveragedave) 
An obnoxiously funny parody of a song somewhat deserving of it. Just awesome.- belowaveragedave
  • Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" by Good Charlotte (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Wanna guy who's squeaky clean?
    Try out Match or eHarmony
    It's all the rage: the Net dating scene

    All of them are so laid back
    Smart, funny life's on track
    Honest, polite...but that's just

    With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed
    Imagining you undressed
    I'm a one track-minded guy

    My picture's hot but soon you'll frown
    Since then I've gained three hundred pounds
    Get your number then have the gall
    To not call

    Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
    Friends say that I'm heinous
    Pain in the anus
    Hope my ex won't be a problem
    Still hung up on her
    How bout a threesome?

    Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom
    Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb
    If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them

    And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere
    Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer"
    I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks

    I don't like travel, hate the beach
    On your money I will leech
    I not be educated

    Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6"
    I'm rude to waiters just for kicks
    I stick my foot out and they fall
    And we brawl

    Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
    I'm not on the A-list
    But I'm in-famous
    I don't cook...not into cleaning
    No conversations
    With deeper meanings


    Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
    Chicks say I'm outrageous
    Think I'm contagious
    I won't go to fancy diners
    I'll take you to McDonalds
    But nothing finer

    Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
    Don't do romance, respect or love
    Cause I'm a lame ass

    Profile: Macho Ignoramus
    Profile: Macho Ignoramus
    Profile: Macho Ignoramus

    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
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