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| Parody of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". (czwrefsteven) |
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A knife with a very sharp blade.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six Molotov cocktails
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven electric cattle prods
Six Molotov cocktails
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight bayonets
Seven electric cattle prods
Six Molotov cocktails
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine cans of mace
Eight bayonets
Seven electric cattle prods
Six Molotov cocktails
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten nuclear submarines
Nine cans of mace
Eight bayonets
Seven electric cattle prods
Six Molotov cocktails
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
Four Tommy guns
Three M-16s
Two hand grenades
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven tons of nerve of nerve gas,
Ten nuclear submarines ("TEN")
Nine cans of mace ("NINE")
Eight bayonets ("EIGHT")
Seven electric cattle prods ("SEVEN")
Six Molotov cocktails ("SIX")
Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite ("FIVE")
Four Tommy guns ("FOUR")
Three M-16s ("THREE")
Two hand grenades ("TWO")
And a knife with a very sharp blade.
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME...
TWELVE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTS...
(Nuclear explosion, followed by screams and glass breaking) (ChrisWolvie) |
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| Played on 29 shows: |
 | 12-16-23, #AOTA-231216 | | 12-14-08, #MMS-118 |
| 12-18-21, #AOTA-211218 | | 12-22-07, #ROTP_174 |
| 12-24-17, #MMS-223 | | 12-23-06, #ROTP_122 |
| 12-04-16, #MMS-206 | | 12-24-05, #ROTP_070 |
| 11-30-16, #ISGD-16-49 |  | 12-15-96, #96-50 |
| 12-21-15, #MMCZ-15-01 | | 12-11-94, #94-50 |
| 12-06-14, #ISGD-14-66 | | 12-19-93, #93-51 |
| 12-25-13, #MMS-182 | | 07-25-93, #93-30 |
| 12-17-13, #BWR-13-12-17 | | 12-13-92, #92-50 |
| 07-26-11, #BWR-11-07-26 | | 12-06-92, #92-49 |
| 07-23-11, #AOTA-110723 | | 11-15-92, #92-46 |
| 12-18-10, #MMS-136 | | 07-19-92, #92-29 |
| 12-06-09, #MMS-132 | | 12-22-91, #91-51 |
| 12-06-09, #09-49 | | 12-01-91, #91-48 |
| 07-19-09, #MMCZ-09-27 | | |
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