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Rank this week: 7 (↑5)
Duration: 3:30 
Release Date: 1995  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: R. J. James/Dave Kling (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Music By: R. J. James/Dave Kling (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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  • Parody of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    A knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Six Molotov cocktails
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Seven electric cattle prods
    Six Molotov cocktails
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Eight bayonets
    Seven electric cattle prods
    Six Molotov cocktails
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Nine cans of mace
    Eight bayonets
    Seven electric cattle prods
    Six Molotov cocktails
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Ten nuclear submarines
    Nine cans of mace
    Eight bayonets
    Seven electric cattle prods
    Six Molotov cocktails
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite
    Four Tommy guns
    Three M-16s
    Two hand grenades
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
    Eleven tons of nerve of nerve gas,
    Ten nuclear submarines ("TEN")
    Nine cans of mace ("NINE")
    Eight bayonets ("EIGHT")
    Seven electric cattle prods ("SEVEN")
    Six Molotov cocktails ("SIX")
    Five sticks of dy-no-miiiiiite ("FIVE")
    Four Tommy guns ("FOUR")
    Three M-16s ("THREE")
    Two hand grenades ("TWO")
    And a knife with a very sharp blade.

    ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME...

    TWELVE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTS...

    (Nuclear explosion, followed by screams and glass breaking)
    (ChrisWolvie)
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    Current Rating 9.4 (6 votes)
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