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Dead End Jobs 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 3:55 
Release Date: 2/2/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Originally recorded and released in December of 2006, this version was released on 2/2/2009 (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of 100 Years by Five for Fighting (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I'm mowing lawns at the moment
    Charging about 15 dollars
    and I'm just dreaming
    saving my change for a car

    I'm bagging cans at the moment
    My income's better than ever
    and I just bought it
    Driving around in that new car

    Mowing lawns won't pull me through
    Bagging groceries, tried that too
    15, There's always a curse, my job's the worst
    There's only so many Dead End Jobs to learn

    I'm at your door for the moment
    Pepperoni with a side of breadsticks
    I'm driving away babe
    Your neighbor's next on the list

    I'll check you in for a moment
    Give you a key to your hotel room
    Now chasing my tears with Mountain Dew

    Delivery was so bad too
    The hotel gave me the flu
    and then I quit a job again

    15 times I've left and gone, 15
    There's always a curse, my jobs the worst
    There's only so many dead end jobs to learn

    Check Cashing's alright
    We ripped off a guy
    And that job was gone
    The pool store wasn't too long
    now I am OK, I'm moving on

    I'm an escort for a moment
    I'll drop my drawers for a hundred
    and I'm still dreaming
    Now hopping for another car

    15 jobs I've tried to do
    Even tried to shovel poo
    Convenience store I'm on my way
    Got a new job today. . .

    Ooohh hooo oooh
    Ooohh hooo oooh
    Ooohh hooo oooh hooo hoo hoooooooo

    Theater I'm Sick of you
    I can't stand no more fast food
    Theme Parks, There's Always a curse my job's the worst
    When You've only got a hundred jobs to quit

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