I Hate Me  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	3:59 (DJ Particle)
Release Date:	2/18/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Music By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Produced By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
Released By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
Published By:	badave.com (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of "Just Lose It" by Eminem (belowaveragedave)

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Ou-wow-wow Ou-wow-wow Ou-wow-wow Ou-wow-wow (no way echoed) David's Back He's Rapping Sounding Whack Yet Again Now listen as I bruise my ego Yes my ego Yes my ego Now listen as I bruise my ego Alright Stop! Forgot my lines Skittles--I get giddy Writing crap Hearing laughs over my butt crack No, I don't hit back It's really hard to act like I'm filled with hate and always irate (Bwa ha ha ha ha) Let's hurry David's got a brand new song tonight Not much else for me to do but make noise I make fun of everything that I enjoy Not to make fun of Marshall I'm just an angry bore Back to Lycos I'm just searching for something to rhyme I get a little bit bored with all of my time Hit Pop hits, swallowing my pride Send out clips, hold your ears, and say I'm prime Was a Rhymezone whore But my words I just don't know I'm a fool, Oh yeah, I blow Everyone loves Weird Al, he's not swearing Writing about 'poop, poop' Not today (fart sound) Oops, that Bette Midler hit and everyone thinks I've got Jock Itch Now I'm sitting on my hands Wheres my friends Yeah boy, I'm so lame Oops, I mean, fly, fly fly fly Fans, welcome to my world Alright, Now bruise it (Bwa ha ha ha ha) Hear Bowser (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I'm lazy (Bwa ha ha ha ha) Don't hate me (ha ha) Don't Hate me, hate me (ha ha) It's Tuesday and I'm up late 'Cause I'm writing, something new and flashy Maybe I'm flaky I don't know lately Everyday turns out just the same Slamming myself daily, I'm self hating Let my clothes drop if it sells my shows I can't say what I'm writing all I can is when you read it "He's so stupid" and I'm pissed, I'm really trying to mix these words But they keep really sounding so absurd I'm such a ditz, I'm a flunky and I've used Nair I'm tipsy, oh man--it's all in my hair "I'm kinda flakey,and I love to whine" "Dave stop this pity crap on your mind" Kay (Ha-Ha) Checked Google, shined I will try to be kind, now bye Now I'm gonna write about Trance maybe Lance Yeah, boy, I'm so strange Oops, I mean cool, cool cool cool Cool, my voice will make you hurl Alright, now bruise it (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I'm boozing (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I'm gaming (Bwa ha ha ha ha) Nintendo (ha ha) and Sony-Sony (ha ha) What's today I'm still messed up I'm still failing Can you hear me flapping Friends say I'm cool but I know it's not true I'm still playing (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I write lousy and my guts bigger Taking showers daily I'm still filthy I think frankly that I'll seal my own fate Still release stuff "Makes me happy" Now let's heart to heart In a trance, take a stance, and just write it down Everyone thinks I'm a loser now Just because they don't say it doesn't mean that I'm like WOW I'm not into to bestiality I've got some bad habits Playing Mario Party Every night-yes mam I'm a chubbie, tubbie, fluffy, chunky, hunky I don't need a good mind, waste life on fears, I'm chubbie flabby-belly Eat much (Gut) Eat Much (Gut) Got a big butt, chubilicious (Gut) Hateful Emo Full of Bull No Flow I know You know Nobody else knows I don't know I can write more Sound like crap, sure Like Natalie I'm torn I am freaking over teasing Ya'll go (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I'm still breathing Now I'm getting one more chance Take a stance Yeah, now, Laugh at that Yes, I said laugh, laugh laugh laugh Fall, lyrics will dropped jaws Spirits are now lifted (Bwa ha ha ha ha) They're lifted (Bwa ha ha ha ha) Not flaky (Bwa ha ha ha ha) I'm crazy (Ha ha) I'm crazy, baby (ha ha) Ouu-wow wow I'm so crazy wow wow I'm so crazy Ooh boy, I'm so flaky I mean cool, yeah I'm so cool now (belowaveragedave)

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