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I'll Drink the Slim Fast 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:27 
Release Date: 1/5/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I drank the Slim Fast, but I did not stop hefty eating.
    I drank the Slim Fast, yeah I hope to lose my growing chest.

    Won't fit in my night gown
    Here's hopping to slim me down.
    Men say they want to puke when they see me
    Over the size of my bootie,
    Weight more than you in my pinky
    But I say:

    I'll drink the Slim Fast, but I will not touch French-Vanilla.
    I'll drink the Slim Fast, and maybe I'll quit my gluttony offense.

    Slim Fast contains all these Vitamins;
    Eat what? I'm not sure.
    Every time that I drink this shake
    It seem more like some big ol' tease
    and then I still feel quite empty
    I say:

    I drank the Slim Fast, but I swear I'm still morbidly obese.
    I drank the Slim Fast, but It hasn't slimmed my excess chub.

    Thin dreams came my way one day
    And I walked all over town.
    All of a sudden I hear my tummy growl
    Hopping I'll feed it somehow.
    So I drank, I drank it down.
    I say:

    I need more Slim Fast, give me something with some Calcium.
    I need more Slim Fast no that stuff don't help my cranium

    Caffiene got into my veins
    And waist one day I'll see thee.
    Every day the scale goes down little,
    But one day I'll weight something normal,
    Yes, one day the tummy will secede.
    But I say:

    I'll drink some Slim Fast, but I can't control the binge eating, oh no.
    I'll drink some Slim Fast, now I hope somehow I'll lose weight fast, oh no
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