Sign-up FREE! View Cart Login
HyperLink
1 Online
 
 
Song Details
Birds And Bees 
By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Play Song (Creative Commons License):
Click Here for a Free Download of this song at 128k
Rank this week: 16 (↑30)
Duration: 3:06 
Release Date: 3/4/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Nuclear Bubble Wrap (belowaveragedave) 
Music By:
Produced By:
Released By:
Published By:
Licensing: CC 
Keywords: SCHOOL, SEX EDUCATION 
Reviews:
Facts:
  • Parody of Pork and Beans by Weezer (MarlinsGirl)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I’m at a middle school each day from 7 till 2
    Teaching kids math and science that they’ll never use
    But each year there’s one thing that I always dread
    The school picked me to teach this subject called sex ed

    This is not the thing that I signed up to do
    It’s not like the kids don’t have a clue
    I tell them all about the birds and bees
    And details all about each STD
    I scare them, saying they all are gonna die
    If they even think ‘bout getting cozy at night
    I try to be cool but my face turns bright red
    Why can’t their parents teach ‘em this instead?

    Everyone starts to laugh cause they’re little tards
    Why must a class like this be so long and hard?
    But since it comes so quickly I think that is great
    I’d hate for the class to turn into a mass debate

    These are not the classes that I wanna do
    I can’t wait until the day is through
    I tell them all about the birds and bees
    And scare them with a rant on pregnancy
    They all treat the class as if it’s all a joke
    Wrapping their hands around innuendos
    And I swear to god, I’m gonna lose my head
    If I hear another “That’s What She Said”

    Out of here… Out of here…
    I want out of here, out of here, out of here
    Out of here…

    This is not the thing that I signed up to do
    It’s not like they don’t know how to screw
    I tell them all about the birds and bees
    It’s not like they haven’t seen it on TV
    They all know this stuff, they’ve got the internet
    This isn’t a subject that they could forget
    Kids will do anything to get ahead
    Why can’t their parents teach ‘em this instead?

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
    HyperLink  
    Current Rating 9.6 (2 votes)
    Song Images:
    Messages about the song: "Birds And Bees"
     
     
    Enter a New Message
    Message:
    • Show/Hide Border
    • Table Properties
    • Delete Table
    • Row
      • Insert Row Above
      • Insert Row Below
      • Delete Row
    • Column
      • Insert Column to the Left
      • Insert Column to the Right
      • Delete Column
    • Cell
      • Merge Cells Horizontally
      • Merge Cells Vertically
      • Split Cell Horizontally
      • Split Cell Vertically
      • Delete Cell
    • Cell Properties
    • Table Properties
    • Properties...
    • Image Map Editor
    • Properties...
    • OpenLink
    • Remove Link
    • Insert Select
    • Cut
    • Copy
    • Paste
    • Paste from Word
    • Paste Plain Text
    • Paste As Html
    • Paste Html

     

     

    Home - News - Forums - Features - Shows - Songs - Artists - About - Friends - Blogs - Search - Help
    © 2004-2019 Mad Music Productions, LLC, all rights reserved. Portions are Copyright by their respective copyright holders.