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Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:17 
Release Date: 3/10/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Released By: (belowaveragedave) 
Published By: (belowaveragedave) 
Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    1, 5, 10

    Walking Out

    One day I was walking
    I had to stop and look again
    Naked statues slowly moving
    Or perhaps I drank too much gin
    And it made my head spin, yes

    Well I couldn't help but take a picture
    and then all the Gnomes, they turned around
    Well, they flicked me off and then chased after
    They said "Hey there you, give that to us, give it now!"

    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Gnomes Gone Wild shall debut
    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Yes, I'll post it on YouTube

    Now late that night I caught them sneaking (In My Room)
    They quickly left with all my shoes
    Now being barefoot will not stop me
    Took my pants and undies too. . .
    Yes it's true

    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Planted cams in my room
    Found pics one day later
    Oh, I'm not sure what to do
    Damn them Gnomes Nude in Tampa

    (Instrumental Break)

    I thought that I'd make them an offer
    but they tied me up and stripped me too
    Then they got pictures of such
    I gave in and then I joined their crew
    Now I am a statue

    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Watch out or they'll hurt you
    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Man, I saw them now I'm screwed

    Now I'm stuck in Tampa
    One hot Gnome baby
    I'm stuck bearing my jewels
    And travel commercials too

    Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
    Hey, They're into frat play too
    Yea, yea
    For wood I'm pretty handsome
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