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Poor Insensitive Trolls 
By: Below Average Dave
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Rank this week: 37 (↑5)
Duration: 3:35 
Release Date: 2/24/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Music By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
Produced By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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Licensing: CC 
  • Parody of "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [MOD David] Oh, Come now that's old, it's cruel, is that what you're here for.
    We ban insensitive Troll-jokes like yourself. . .
    Dumb Trolls with no new lines to roll through.

    I suffice now as my name is goody two-shoe
    Gals aren't laughing when they tagged me, well, too lame
    But we'll find that Summer Days
    I've smothered all my names
    Corrected, gotten pissed and been a snitch
    Bad? Yes

    And I sarcastically know how to pull antics
    All in balance I have always played a pest
    but now lamely, it's no craft
    I realize it's whack
    and despicable, it's phoney and detest (simplistic)

    Poor Insensitive Trolls
    So lame, Indeed
    First he talks about his bonner
    Then he makes you want to hurl
    And it's a problem?
    Yes, agreed

    Those Poor Insensitive Trolls
    They're Bad
    and Blue
    They'll be flaming like some morons
    Chanting, "Hell, Curses and Pleas!"
    Do I ban them?
    I'm no fool

    While I've opted to be nice
    Somehow members are enticed
    And It's ashame I had to ban them with the Trolls
    Yes, we've lost a few in vain
    But all and all they've shown constraint
    Darn you Poor Insensitive Trolls

    [MOD David] Now, be for real. . .
    You haven't said anything kind to anyone in 9 weeks. . .
    what's that. . .9 weeks.
    Don't listen, Rules are important.
    before I ban you from coming this way. . .
    You need to learn how to read the rules.
    That is, stop being so rude.
    Don't call me a witch
    I think you need love
    If you stop spamming before the showing of your next post.
    You'll become a member, permanently
    But if you haven't
    You'll be banned from the site forever
    and then delete you'll be.
    Will you stop for real?

    [Troll] If I just stop spamming, they won't pay me twenty cents ever again

    [Mod David] That's Right, but you'll have respect,
    Web's full of tough Terms, ain't it. . .
    Oh and there are two last rules
    We haven't touched on your use of the curse words
    You can't start using foul language you know.

    [Troll] But I don't know any

    [Mod David] I'm not saying much, just use asterisks, or like words, no pickle.
    You can't always say "S*** B**CH"
    What you need to do is
    Be Nice

    [Troll] Be Nice?

    [Mod David] That's about it, cruel boy. . .
    No more bashing, trashing, zip

    [Troll] But If I'm too nice, they'll all say.


    Don't be a dolt! You've got a brain! and we try to advocate
    use of constructive criticism! Blah!

    The boards in here don't like all of that slander
    They know a girl who spams us is a whore
    Yes, in here we all hate slurs
    and we've banned all the cuss words
    and in the end, dude, what are age restrictions for?
    Come on, nobody is enticed by confrontation
    The regulars side-step it 'cause it's bland
    But they quote and croon for Shaun
    He's a guy who has some braun
    It's he who has a brain who wins the fans
    Come on, you Poor Insensitive Troll

    Don't be sad!
    Use your voice!

    I'm a somewhat angry mod dude
    And you know what you should say
    It don't take much
    To be poised!

    You Poor Insensitive Troll
    You're Bad
    You're Blue
    If you want to use my site, don't blink
    You need to slow your roll
    Use some thought and stop the meth
    Oh come on please don't be a troll!
    David, lordy, we can stop this noise
    The mod thinks it is old
    You Poor Insensitive Troll.

    "Intruder....Meshuga....Unban of the Offensive Being!"
    "Now rings us desmitis if he has lied to us entrusted to me!"
    " Now Chat..."
    Current Rating 9.6 (3 votes)
    Played on 3 shows:
    03-08-09, #BAD_03-08-0902-24-09, #BAD_02-24-09
    03-01-09, #BAD_03-01-09
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