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The Awful Truth About Hannah Montana 
By: Robert Lund
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Rank this week: 12 (↑11)
Duration: 3:14 
Release Date: 4/10/2009  (DJ Particle) 
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  • Parody of "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band. (CZW Ref Fan Steven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    [FACT: The city of Sidney, Montana, was named for six-year-old Sidney Walters. Were it instead named after Sidney's sister, the city's name would be Hannah, Montana.]

    I stand up, my pants fall down
    I get arrested and dragged downtown
    I'm waterboarded, and when it stops
    I've got this message for the cops:

    While you waste your time with me
    An evil blonde is running free
    Underneath her headset and sequins
    Lurks a true juvenile deliquent!

    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Carjacked my van in Tarzana
    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    b***h-slapped my Nana

    She may look cute, she may look nice
    But she's invaded Belgium twice
    She runs on battery - and assault
    And global warming is all her fault

    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Imports her hash from Havana
    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Burned down Atlanta

    She started typhoid and M.S.
    And the global economic mess
    Don't tell my achy breaky heart
    That her music makes me shart

    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Hates all Arquettes but Rosanna
    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Smoked my banana

    Every time an earthquake hits
    Guess who is having giggle fits?
    Hey, tweens: Our lawyers require us
    To say Beware of the Miley Virus!

    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Hannah Montana!

    [FACT: Before settling on the name "Hannah Montana," Disney executives considered "Shasta Nebraska," "Melanoma Oklahoma," and "Regina Saskatchewan."]

    [FACT: If Miley Cyrus married Peter Coyote, she'd be Miley Coyote. If she married Noah Wyle, she'd be Miley Wyle. If she married Bill O'Reilly, she'd be institutionalized.]

    Hannah, Hannah Montana
    Hannah Montana!
    Current Rating 7.6 (7 votes)
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    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  05-29-09 12:52 AM  -  12 years ago
    4.7???? I offset that a bit with my 10, this one is hilarious
    Tim P. Ryan   Offline  -  Participant, MP3  -  05-26-09 08:52 PM  -  12 years ago
    Fixed duplicates

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