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Rank this week: 24 (↑23)
Duration: 1:20 
Release Date: 1970  (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Lyrics By: Bob Emenegger 
Music By: Bob Emenegger (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Produced By: Stan Burns/Mike Marmer (Stavro Arrgolus) 
Released By: ABC (Stavro Arrgolus) 
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In the '60s & '70s, there were TV shows that were so ill conceived that it was obvious their creators were most assuredly smoking something - "Ok, let's dress up live monkeys in silly clothes, then make them chew things so it makes them look like they're talking! It's genius!" ...Damn stoners. Often, their theme songs were better than the actual show content. This is definitely such a show. It could also be said that by our so-called modern standards, this show was racist as hell...and very likely animal abuse. But then monkeys make everything all right, don't they?- Stavro Arrgolus
Song Lyrics:
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!
He stands for justice. He has no fear.
He's the agent to call when trouble is near.
Lance Link, ya gotta come through.
Everybody at APE is countin' on you!

Here's pretty Mata Hairi, an agent and friendly.
She'll stick by his side right to the end.
Darwin is the leader on the side of good.
He fights CHUMP agents like a good ape should.
Oh, Lance Link, whatcha gonna do?
You gotta stop CHUMP! The job is up to you!

Here's Baron Von Butcher; you better beware!
He's ruthless and he's cunning and he don't play fair!
He's got an evil chauffeur, and Creto's his name.
And Dragon Woman's lovely, but she's wicked all the same!
Oh, Lance Link, whatcha gonna do,
When mad Dr. Strangemind comes up to you?

There's Ali Assa Seen, and wicked Wang Fu,
And The Duchess, whose looks can really fool you!
Whoa, Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp!
He stands for justice, he has no fear,
He's the agent to call when trouble is near.
Lance Link, whatcha gonna do?!
(Stavro Arrgolus)
Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
Played on 2 shows:
07-28-13, #MMS-16504-26-09, #MMCZ-09-14
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