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Rank this week: 10 (↑26)
Duration: 8:00 
Release Date: 5/8/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Listening to a bore
    About things she don't know
    She is part of the Airhead Invasion
    She just wears half her clothes
    And for pictures she'll pose
    Not a word that she speaks makes sense no more
    Ooooooooooh Ooooooooh
    and she's part of the Airhead Invasion

    She speaks text and that's all
    L.O.L is her lure
    but it's sad that I must be demeaning
    She will give you that look
    Dumbfounded little thing
    Think her fifth grade English is forgotten.

    Oooooh she made a blunder,

    Oooooh she made a blunder.

    ABC's make her sweat
    Roll her eyes, start to fret
    Must be tough if you're under-achieving

    I'm not try'n to be mean
    But her noggin's robbed clean
    I hear laughter from those who are looking

    Ooooh another blunder

    Ooooh she made another blunder

    When she sees a balloon
    She acts like a buffoon
    Cause she can't understand how it's floating

    Her friends are just as dumb
    Talk to them, you'll go numb
    Your I.Q. will drop shortly there after

    oooooaoaoaohhh

    Mental capacity is really low now
    It's reach a plateau
    She says her smart gene makes her lean

    Yes, she thinks so darn hard late at night
    Don't hurt your head hun
    You'll have time when you're at the nail salon

    And she made a blunder

    Oooooohoooh

    Her butler asked her for some more dough
    She made him bread though
    Then she wonders why he is leaving

    Hey honey, why are you so damn slow
    You just don't know
    I didn't mean for you to start running . . . .oooooo

    (Fairly long instrumental break--Speed/Intensity Changes)

    I think my head's gonn-ta explode
    List'ning to you get's so old
    I lost my patience so long ago
    You thought Frosted Flakes contain snow
    How many times have you been told
    You never listen very hard
    I think you must be smoking grass
    When malls are fun and fun's at malls
    Put on a frock and start to stroll

    (Speed/intensity drops back)

    And she's part of the Airhead Invasion
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Played on 3 shows:
    05-31-09, #ROTP_24905-15-09, #MMDT20_09-20
    05-29-09, #MMDT20_09-22
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