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| Facts: |
| #9 for the year of 2009 on the DT20 (oddaustin) |
| #14 on The Dr. Demento Show's Funny 25 for 2009. (oddaustin) |
| #3 on The Dr. Demento Show's Top 10 for November 2009. (oddaustin) |
| #1 on the 7/3/09 episode of the DT20 (oddaustin) |
| #6 on The Dr. Demento Show's Top 10 for May 2009. (oddaustin) |
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| Song Lyrics: |
Yo it's your boy Drac, and we about to bust some mad rhymes up in here tonight. We got my main home bros up in here. So guys, what's a vampires favorite snakcs? (What?) Adams apples and neck-terines!
Ya know I can only come out at night
Cause I can't come in contact with sun light
If I touch a bible then it burns my hands
If I eat your garlic then I'll get a rash
All of my dates are a total wreck
Cause the girls always say I'm a pain in the neck
You see she'll order a cosmopolitan
While I'll want a glass of AB positive
They say I look pale but it's hard to tell
Cause when I looked in a mirror, didn't see myself
I got slicked back hair and pointy teeth
I look normal only on Halloween
I'm chillin' with the villains every Friday night
With my main dawg mummy, and Frankenstein
I got a phobia for wooden stakes
And last week I just bought a blood bank
You can make your donation
Then later I'll be tastin'
Cause there's no point in wastin'
All this fine crimson drink
They all try to fight me
Even though they said bite me
I know I'm kinda frightening
But come on, who's the tease
Yo, Drac that was good (Yeah yo!), but I got one better. What do you get when your cross a snow man with a vampire? (What?, I have no idea). Frostbite!
I only come out at night, lookin' to score a quick bite
In fact you might say at night I could have a killer appetite
I frighten all of my victims 'cause I'm a broody scary dude
And then I chase 'em all over the place because I just love the fast food
I'm sharpening up my fangs with an emery board
A secret door that's under my floor is where all the bodies are stored
I keep a couple alive, chained up in the back
For when I first get up in the morning and I need a midnight snack
I can't get at anyone unless they invite me into their house and
You won't catch me out on the beach without SPF 4000
But don't be thinkin' that I'm weak just 'cause I'm a geek that comes out at night
'Cause I can destroy those wussy vamps that you saw in Twilight
Sometimes I'll have Count Chocula for breakfast
And I prefer my steaks rare instead of sticking out of my chest
I had fair skin when I was a human and now I couldn't be paler
Still and asthmatic nerd, so call me Vlad The Inhaler
You say you think that I'm weak? well bite your tongue
No wait, allow me, and you'll be forever young
Your hair will never go gray, you'll live forever and a day
Vampire's suck, but in a very good way
Alright, I got one. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? (Why?) She wanted to see if she was his type.
You wanna hang with the gang with the fangs, yo?
Then give me that neck, one bite your in
Yo, you wanna roll, ya know I ain't got a soul
And I'm not that old, I'm 900 and 10
Can only come in your house if you invite
Half any hour later you'll say please don't bite me
Live in a castle in Transylvania
I'll take the veins, while the zombies de-brain ya
Got a king sized coffin big enough for two
That all my girl minions want to get into
If I see the sun then I'll be meltin'
And I ya know I gotta diss that foo Van Helsin'
Got my homies in da hood, and we're rather well fed
Some call us ghouls, we prefer the undead
Cause people are afraid of me in my town
Some call me the devil, most call me the count
They try to flee, those chicks don't see
That when I bite them there mine for eternity
They're dressed in black cause of my attack
Cause once you go Drac you don't go back
Oh! (That's a good one). Yo, and don't you forget it, I'm always gonna be the illenest villain in all of Transylvania. Word up G, you wanna mess with me? You'll end up in a body bag... and then right out of a body bag cause that's just how the process works.
So Drac, what do you get when you cross a cow with a vampire? (What? It's a mystery) A hamburger that bites back. Actually that one was kinda lame.
Alright we outta here. A shout out to all my homies, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Zombies, you know you was always my favorite, peace.
(oddaustin) |
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Current Rating
7.4
(9 votes)
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| Played on 42 shows: |
 | 10-14-22, #WOTR_297 | | 10-16-09, #MMDT20_09-42 |
| 11-25-17, #AOTA-171125 | | 10-06-09, #KMCC_6-02 |
| 10-31-17, #WOTR_57 | | 10-02-09, #MMDT20_09-40 |
| 07-04-14, #MMDT20_14-27 | | 09-18-09, #MMDT20_09-38 |
| 10-22-13, #BWR-13-10-22 | | 09-11-09, #MMDT20_09-37 |
| 10-12-13, #AOTA-131012 | | 08-28-09, #MMDT20_09-35 |
| 02-26-13, #BWR-13-02-26 | | 08-14-09, #MMDT20_09-33 |
| 10-30-12, #BWR-12-10-30 | | 07-31-09, #MMDT20_09-31 |
| 10-27-12, #AOTA-121027 | | 07-24-09, #MMDT20_09-30 |
| 10-22-11, #AOTA-111022 | | 07-17-09, #MMDT20_09-29 |
 | 10-22-11, #11-43 | | 07-10-09, #MMDT20_09-28 |
| 10-18-11, #BWR-11-10-18 | | 07-03-09, #MMDT20_09-27 |
| 01-21-11, #ROTP_335 | | 06-27-09, #ROTP_253 |
| 10-30-10, #10-44 | | 06-26-09, #BR-09-71 |
| 12-31-09, #MMDT20_09-FY | | 06-19-09, #MMDT20_09-25 |
| 12-27-09, #09-52 | | 06-13-09, #ROTP_251 |
| 11-29-09, #09-48 | | 06-06-09, #ROTP_250 |
| 10-30-09, #MMDT20_09-44 | | 06-05-09, #MMDT20_09-23 |
| 10-25-09, #09-43 | | 06-01-09, #MM-212 |
| 10-23-09, #MMDT20_09-43 | | 05-31-09, #09-22 |
| 10-22-09, #BR-09-86 | | 05-24-09, #09-21 |
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