Jock Itch (Chipmunk Remix) by Below Average Dave

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Jock Itch (Chipmunk Remix)
By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	2:12
Release Date:	7/22/2009 (belowaveragedave)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of Toxic by Britney Spears (belowaveragedave)

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Baby can't you see
I'm itching
A rash like this
Requires medicine
It's lengthening
I'm sprawling

There's no first aid
I can't stay
I need to sit
Please reduce this itch
I'm bleeding now
I'm hating it

Too red, won't slow down
Losing my health, itching round and round
I can feel it now. . .

With the red of my legs I need a guide
My Jock Itch I'm laying somewhere
The itch of a reaching limb and thumb
I'm demanding to sooth
Don't you know
I've got Jock Itch

and I hope it's through soon
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

It's getting late
It hasn't budged
It's on my legs
and nearing my butt
I feel it now
It hurts wow

Please come
Heal me now
Peeling my skin
Trying to scratch it out
Think it's worsened now

Lay in bed through the day staring at the sky
My Jock Itch is taking over
Feels like a serpant 'round my thighs
It's alive I tell you, don't you know I've got Jock Itch

Please stop laughing you goon
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

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Just cannot walk
Please save my thighs
My Jock Itch burns like the summer
Pain on my legs
I cannot rise
Don't have quite enough booze
Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

With this faze in my hips, cajun surprise
My Jock Itch, I'm feeling slumber
The tempearture's up beneath my guys
Ok, so it sounds prude, but dear lord I've got Jock Itch

Rub on the lotion now
Please Lotramin now
I think I'm bleeding now

Run on the lotion now
Please Lotramin now
I think I'm bleeding now
(belowaveragedave)

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