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Duration: 2:12 
Release Date: 7/22/2009  (belowaveragedave) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Toxic by Britney Spears (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Baby can't you see
    I'm itching
    A rash like this
    Requires medicine
    It's lengthening
    I'm sprawling

    There's no first aid
    I can't stay
    I need to sit
    Please reduce this itch
    I'm bleeding now
    I'm hating it

    Too red, won't slow down
    Losing my health, itching round and round
    I can feel it now. . .

    With the red of my legs I need a guide
    My Jock Itch I'm laying somewhere
    The itch of a reaching limb and thumb
    I'm demanding to sooth
    Don't you know
    I've got Jock Itch

    and I hope it's through soon
    Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

    It's getting late
    It hasn't budged
    It's on my legs
    and nearing my butt
    I feel it now
    It hurts wow

    Please come
    Heal me now
    Peeling my skin
    Trying to scratch it out
    Think it's worsened now

    Lay in bed through the day staring at the sky
    My Jock Itch is taking over
    Feels like a serpant 'round my thighs
    It's alive I tell you, don't you know I've got Jock Itch

    Please stop laughing you goon
    Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

    Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Just cannot walk
    Please save my thighs
    My Jock Itch burns like the summer
    Pain on my legs
    I cannot rise
    Don't have quite enough booze
    Don't you know I've got Jock Itch

    With this faze in my hips, cajun surprise
    My Jock Itch, I'm feeling slumber
    The tempearture's up beneath my guys
    Ok, so it sounds prude, but dear lord I've got Jock Itch

    Rub on the lotion now
    Please Lotramin now
    I think I'm bleeding now

    Run on the lotion now
    Please Lotramin now
    I think I'm bleeding now
    (belowaveragedave)
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