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Rank this week: 9 (↑21)
Duration: 2:08 
Release Date: 1999  (DJRockdoc) 
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Keywords: DRINKING 
  • Parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Nine Coronas
    The girl looked good to me, good to me
    She looked like Pamela Lee after nine Coronas
    I began to kiss her (unzipping) undid her zipper
    She looked like Claudia Schiffer after nine Coronas
    When I met her at the bar, she said she was on Baywatch
    When she got into my car, she lookes a lot like Sasquatch
    (Elephant trumpeting)

    Nine Coronas

    She kind of looked like Mr. Spock
    (Voice of Spock): "Live long and Prosper."
    But she was Courtney Cox after nine Coronas
    We were hot with passion (Kissing) We were mashin'
    'Cause she looked like Jennifer Aniston after nine Coronas
    Late into the night, I rode her like a Harley
    In the soft candlelight, she looked like Chris Farley

    Nine Coronas

    She was fat and stinky, and kind of sticky
    But she looked like Christie Brinkely after nine Coronas
    She looked like Pee-Wee Herman
    (Voice of Pee-Wee): "That's my name, dont wear it out!"
    But she was Uma Therman after nine Coronas
    In our twenty-third position, I think I got whiplash
    She was really bitchin', except for her mustache

    (guitar solo - dog barking through solo)

    She was bigger than a Winnebago, a way to go
    She looked like Lisa Kudrow after nine Coronas
    She was no Cindy Crawford, Cindy Crawford
    Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford after nine Coronas
    Open up another bottle, I started drinking more beer
    So I can wake up next to Heather Locklear
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!

    Nine Coronas
    Nine Coronas
    Nine Coronas
    9 Coronas(View Larger)

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    Current Rating 9.3 (5 votes)
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