Pee On  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	4:14
Release Date:	8/22/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of Kid Rock's Cowboy (MarlinsGirl)

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Pee-On Pee-On Well I'm a filling my Uhaul and head right up North Where cost of living's reached it's tip That's it, where I'm best Buy a cot far from mills Bills costs mints Find some old crunk junk or a bike with rims Then I'mma go to work and I'll earn a lot With a corner block, and watch that damn clock Get a lot out at lunch, and I'll make it my goal To eat that s**t before it gets cold Put some meat on those buns Eat in my car Get back to my job and never at bars Working through the summa' Malls are home I like Saks Fifth too, gonna look like chrome Go and get my hair cut Different clothes each season and I'll get props from the boss for that reason Suck it up and I'll be better employed Yeah I'm climbing them steps suckers That's why they call me a Pee-On baby No morals do what the big wigs tell me Pee-On baby Best be bending every wish they tellin I'm the best of the Pee-Ons baby I'll suck it up if it hikes my pay Pee-On Baby Job may smell like s**t, smile anyway I bet ya'll will be heathens when my time comes in They say "David please come in" and promotion begins Laugh a bit, at each joke, even nod for their eyes I once spoke up, but now I'm their toy At Christmas time, buy them gifts so nice Go with them to the bars, it is worth the price Yeah my night ain't right, but I'm gonna get that cash boy and let New York City babes know why they call me the Pee-On baby Bending over do what bosses tell you Pee-On Baby Who gives a damn about having free time I'm gonna be a Pee-On baby Frying my mind to increase my pay Pee-On Baby Can't work for myself, do not know the way Yeah Big Dave, working at a desk Shelling out them papers, thinking I'm up next I'll be moving in a jet, getting a free pass You call me a snitch because I'm kissing @$$ but I'm in here bringing work to the floor Getting paid to be bossed, though I'm lost, I'm the boss of the chores Stay on course I'm serious Yes it's worth each night I don't ever see bed, sometimes it's a fright (Auoh) be favorites each and every statement My Myspace boasts 'bout my job I'm faking but I am favored I'm his savior I just need to breathe for cor'prate I'll hold it Why you all wanna hate on me Knock me out and hope that I'll just leave I ain't that weak I'm just tryna be dough making Some fools are out robbing but I ain't a failure Outfit is tailored Hair sits back slick If it means moving up Yes I can be a dick You all say he's a prick but to me he's softer I keep on sucking it up till I get a promotion Pee-On With my pride on hold and my tongue kept quiet Pee-On Spend lots of time dotting all the i's Pee-On Sure it may bite, but watch me get paid Pee-On I won't see pink slips, if things go away Pee-On Polishing his shoes, and make sure they're shining Pee-On Warning when his wife is on the other line Pee-On Peeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooooooon I am @$$ kissing (belowaveragedave)

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