I'm Fake  By: Below Average Dave

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Duration:	4:35
Release Date:	9/3/2006  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Parody of I'm Real by Jennifer Lopez (belowaveragedave)

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Huh? What? I know. . . I've Got Silicone Said they looking true Got hair extensions and a shortened nose too I don't dress alone, sitting on my throne I may not look full grown Oh now don't diss as I croon Don't try to drink my gin I'll punch your lights out too Don't forget I'm still a dude Don't try to see my chin Baby, there's no mystery Got ten plastic surgeons I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see Why you tryin' milk from me You say it tastes like wine Baby you should keep in mind You're touching on my clothes See I'm nothing but a clone so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen) You like the way I dress The way I wear my wig I'm fronted by these heirs Who don't know I use nair Just as long as you know that I'm a man Cause everything you see was made in Japan Don't ask me if I binge Or tell me that I'm rude Because I pay my bills too Don't think I'm listening Baby, see my history Party through the weekend I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see Oh yes I'm fake as can be You like to wine and dine Baby my love is devine You say my skin's two toned Look around, I'm not alone So watch it 'round my friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen) I'm Fake, Why you keep on buggin' Me? On the floor is where you'll be My fake nose just may shine But my fist will hit your eyes You're dissing my wardrobe Boy you better stop your roll So stop telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen) -Instrumental- I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see Not quite an abnormailty You say I'm looking fine and that you want in my time You're handing me your phone But I won't call you oh no Just keep it in your head (She's a Bad Drag Queen) I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's This whole get-up is a tease I'm paid to play this line Next time just keep that in mind You're wearing my logo Looks like hell, who really knows Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen) -Instrumental- I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see Why you tryin' milk from me You say it tastes like wine Maybe you should keep in mind You're touching on my clothes See I'm nothing but a clone so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen) I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's This whole get-up is a tease I'm paid to play this line Next time just keep that in mind You're wearing my logo Looks like hell, who really knows Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen) Oh Great, One more chorus and I'll flee This long song is killing me Don't bother learning lines Learn the chorus and you're fine The song's about to close See It's dragging on and on Let's hit the last note gone (Yes this song is DONE) (belowaveragedave)

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