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I'm Fake 
By: Below Average Dave
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Duration: 4:35 
Release Date: 9/3/2006  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of I'm Real by Jennifer Lopez (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Huh?

    What?

    I know. . .

    I've Got Silicone
    Said they looking true
    Got hair extensions
    and a shortened nose too
    I don't dress alone, sitting on my throne
    I may not look full grown
    Oh now don't diss as I croon

    Don't try to drink my gin
    I'll punch your lights out too
    Don't forget I'm still a dude
    Don't try to see my chin
    Baby, there's no mystery
    Got ten plastic surgeons

    I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
    Why you tryin' milk from me
    You say it tastes like wine
    Baby you should keep in mind
    You're touching on my clothes
    See I'm nothing but a clone
    so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    You like the way I dress
    The way I wear my wig
    I'm fronted by these heirs
    Who don't know I use nair
    Just as long as you know that I'm a man
    Cause everything you see was made in Japan

    Don't ask me if I binge
    Or tell me that I'm rude
    Because I pay my bills too
    Don't think I'm listening
    Baby, see my history
    Party through the weekend

    I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
    Oh yes I'm fake as can be
    You like to wine and dine
    Baby my love is devine
    You say my skin's two toned
    Look around, I'm not alone
    So watch it 'round my friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    I'm Fake, Why you keep on buggin' Me?
    On the floor is where you'll be
    My fake nose just may shine
    But my fist will hit your eyes
    You're dissing my wardrobe
    Boy you better stop your roll
    So stop telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    -Instrumental-

    I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
    Not quite an abnormailty
    You say I'm looking fine
    and that you want in my time
    You're handing me your phone
    But I won't call you oh no
    Just keep it in your head (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
    This whole get-up is a tease
    I'm paid to play this line
    Next time just keep that in mind
    You're wearing my logo
    Looks like hell, who really knows
    Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)


    -Instrumental-

    I'm Fake, what you get ain't what you see
    Why you tryin' milk from me
    You say it tastes like wine
    Maybe you should keep in mind
    You're touching on my clothes
    See I'm nothing but a clone
    so keep telling your friends (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    I'm Fake, what you think is in these D's
    This whole get-up is a tease
    I'm paid to play this line
    Next time just keep that in mind
    You're wearing my logo
    Looks like hell, who really knows
    Please see it's all pretend (She's a Bad Drag Queen)

    Oh Great, One more chorus and I'll flee
    This long song is killing me
    Don't bother learning lines
    Learn the chorus and you're fine
    The song's about to close
    See It's dragging on and on
    Let's hit the last note gone (Yes this song is DONE)
    (belowaveragedave)
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    Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
    Played on 1 show:
    09-05-09, #ROTP_263
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    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  12-07-10 02:24 AM  -  10 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    Fixed.
    belowaveragedave   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  12-07-10 02:21 AM  -  10 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    I'd like to update the date to be specifically 09/03/2006 if possible. . .there is an edit but it won't let me actually edit
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  09-11-09 01:58 PM  -  12 years ago
    fiogf49gjkf0d
    release date changed after looking at release date tag in the MP3
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