The Legend of PRB  By: Insane Ian

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Duration:	3:01
Release Date:	10/17/2009  (DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:	Ian Bonds (peterpuck9)
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Keywords:	ALCOHOL, CONVENTIONS, DEMENTIA COMMUNITY, FUMP

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“The Legend of PRB” by Ian Bonds They say Rob Balder is a mighty man Standin’ 5 foot 10 with a pen in his hand But he’d never hurt a flea, or a spider. But to this author of “Partially Clips” Somethin’ happens when alcohol touches his lips And he becomes so much more than a web comic writer Chorus: Party Rob, Party Rob The Most Loaded Gun in the West Party Rob, Party Rob Ahhh, ahh, Party Rob When I first met him at Balticon He didn’t have those fuzzy ears on And he just seemed so…unassuming Someone said “room party”, next thing I know His eyes lit up and his smile did glow And he revealed a love that one could call "consuming." Chorus: Party Rob, Party Rob He’ll take six Jello Shots to the chest Party Rob, Party Rob Ahhh, ahhh, Party Rob When I finally met Party Rob, y’see It was just outside of the Twin Cities After a long 30 hour bus ride He appeared with a flourish and said with a wink “Ladies, tighten those corsets, it’s time to drink!” And he had a whip cream can by his side. Chorus: Party Rob, Party Rob He’ll shoot that cheese whiz off your breast Party Rob, Party Rob Ahhh, ahhh, Party Rob Bridge (Spoken): They say that ol’ Party Rob moved from con to con, room party to room party. In each one, he’d invent a new drink. From Candy Corn Shots to the Santa's Beard, from the Apple iDrunk to something called a Pie Fight, you’d know he was there by the drunken warbling of JoCo songs and intermittent sounds of aerosol food being dispensed onto bare female flesh. His gang, Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, and Jose Cuervo ruled the con scene…and were gone by the next night. Well Party Rob just couldn’t be stopped And by the time they called for the cops There wasn’t a full glass in the place And by the next morning at the end of the con Rob Balder was back and Party Rob was gone But he wore the evening’s events on his face Party Rob, Party Rob He was hung over by that tree Party Rob, Party Rob Ahhh, ahhhh Party Rob Spoken: Ian: Rob? You're staggering... Rob: Well, I realize I'm attractive, but I've rarely been called Staggering... (c) 2009 Idolize W.A.Y. Recordings/Ian Bonds. All Rights Reserved Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com (peterpuck9)

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