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Release Date: 2/12/2004  (DJ Particle) 
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  • A parody of "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson (Cardinal Biggles)
  • Song Lyrics:

    When Janet showed her coconut
    She thought we wouldn't mind
    It's just to have a little fun
    She'd do it all the time
    She getting flack for the coconut
    It wasn't covered up
    She had the jewelry on the coconut
    But that was not enough
    It's a crime to show the coconut
    Unless they're in a cup
    FCC fine for the coconut
    They call the network and shook 'em up

    I saw ta ta
    Thanks to Justin Timberlake
    I saw ta ta
    Though I do believe it's fake
    It's a shocker
    Is there nothing left that's sacred
    I said knocker
    Then they said it's a mistake
    Now let me get this straight

    He put the hand on the coconut
    A Super Bowl stunt
    Tore the flap off the butternut
    But they showed a little bump
    TV time on the coconut
    She quickly cover up
    We were live on the coconut
    You call the censor and shake 'em up

    I saw ta ta
    Thanks to Justin Timberlake
    I saw a knocker
    Now let me get this straight

    You could be fined for the coconut
    Unless it's in a cup
    But be far from the closest butt
    It's such a nice explosion
    Put the camera on the coconut
    Get lots of angry letters
    When the dog bites you in the nut
    It's such a funny moment
    It's a crime for the coconut
    Unless it's in sweater
    Poke a pin through your coconut
    Doesn't make it better
    Be ashamed of your coconuts
    And wrap 'em both up
    Ask your doctor for some penis pills
    And call me in the morning
    Call your doctor in the morning
    You can ask him in the morning
    If these are right for you
    Ask your doctor for Levitra
    He'll tell you what to do
    Call Mike Ditka in the evening
    He'll have a tip for you
    Ask your doctor if you're horny
    He'll tell you what to do
    Ask your doctor if you're horny
    He'll make sure you take two

    (Dave AuJus)
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