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Got Clothes Today
By:
Below Average Dave feat. The Covered Peters
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Duration:
3:12
Release Date:
12/21/2009
(DJ Particle)
Lyrics By:
Below Average Dave
(belowaveragedave)
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Parody of Come Out and Play by The Offspring
(belowaveragedave)
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Song Lyrics:
I think your shoes are over-rated
You don't care about fashion
Ya Said Goodwill's too pricey
Hole in your shirt and your shoes fall apart soon
Can't get a job 'cause you're looking dirty
When friends come over and you're in your night gown
I'd think you would change since they don't stay around
But on your computer you don't need any mates
You need to zip it up
zip it up
zip it up
zip it up
HEY
you need to head down to Macy's
Leave your house
You think new jeans are over-rated
HEY
Just buy a shirt or two or three
Damn you louse
Go buy some shoes that aren't so faded
Heeeey-yyaaa
You should be fined
Your bum is showing, smell you walking, All covered in gri-y-ime
Heey-yaa
Get clothes today
and you aren't even trying
Your hair makes Donald's look great
Two different colors on different nails
Mismatched your earings and those socks need replaced
You thought it'd be funny when you went to the store
To buy a dress that looks quite fit for a whore
You spent like 5 dollars from your head to your feet
You need to buy some soap
buy some in soap
buy some so. .
HEY
Would it hurt to wear Nike?
Buy it now
Your clothes are looking kinda Jaded
HEY
Looks like your covered in debris
Dirty blouse
Your whole wardrobe could be upgraded
Heeeeey-yyaaa
Your out of line
Your at my house, chatting up, stinking all the ti-y-ime
Heey-yaa
Get clothes today
Your closet's empty and so are your drawers
You won't do laundry and your hygiene is poor
I looked in the mirror and what did I see
I look just like you almost
like you almost
like you al. . .
HEY
Now I know why you like me
Leave the house
'Cause my old treds are getting traded
HEY
Is that a roach or are those fleas
There's a mouse
Looks like my room has just been raided
Heeeey-yyaa
Need Calvin Klein
Need a pair of Khakis and Reebox would be just fi-y-ine
Heey-yaa
Got Clothes today
(belowaveragedave)
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Played on 2 shows:
01-01-10, #MMDT20_10-01
12-26-09, #ROTP_279
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