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Got Clothes Today 
By: Below Average Dave feat. The Covered Peters
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Rank this week: 39 (↑5)
Duration: 3:12 
Release Date: 12/21/2009  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Parody of Come Out and Play by The Offspring (belowaveragedave)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I think your shoes are over-rated

    You don't care about fashion
    Ya Said Goodwill's too pricey
    Hole in your shirt and your shoes fall apart soon
    Can't get a job 'cause you're looking dirty

    When friends come over and you're in your night gown
    I'd think you would change since they don't stay around
    But on your computer you don't need any mates
    You need to zip it up
    zip it up
    zip it up
    zip it up

    you need to head down to Macy's
    Leave your house
    You think new jeans are over-rated

    Just buy a shirt or two or three
    Damn you louse
    Go buy some shoes that aren't so faded

    You should be fined
    Your bum is showing, smell you walking, All covered in gri-y-ime
    Get clothes today

    and you aren't even trying
    Your hair makes Donald's look great
    Two different colors on different nails
    Mismatched your earings and those socks need replaced

    You thought it'd be funny when you went to the store
    To buy a dress that looks quite fit for a whore
    You spent like 5 dollars from your head to your feet
    You need to buy some soap
    buy some in soap
    buy some so. .

    Would it hurt to wear Nike?
    Buy it now
    Your clothes are looking kinda Jaded

    Looks like your covered in debris
    Dirty blouse
    Your whole wardrobe could be upgraded

    Your out of line
    Your at my house, chatting up, stinking all the ti-y-ime
    Get clothes today

    Your closet's empty and so are your drawers
    You won't do laundry and your hygiene is poor
    I looked in the mirror and what did I see
    I look just like you almost
    like you almost
    like you al. . .

    Now I know why you like me
    Leave the house
    'Cause my old treds are getting traded

    Is that a roach or are those fleas
    There's a mouse
    Looks like my room has just been raided

    Need Calvin Klein
    Need a pair of Khakis and Reebox would be just fi-y-ine
    Got Clothes today
    Current Rating 0.0 (0 votes)
    Played on 2 shows:
    01-01-10, #MMDT20_10-0112-26-09, #ROTP_279
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