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Duration: 3:46 
Release Date: 1/29/2010  (Captain Wayne) 
Lyrics By: M. Spaff Sumsion (peterpuck9) 
Music By: Wanda Mallette/Bob Morrison/Pat Ryan (peterpuck9) 
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Keywords: ADDICTION, CRACK, PROSTITUTION 
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  • Parody of "Lookin' For Love" by Johnny Lee. (czwrefsteven)
  • Song Lyrics:
    HOOKIN' FOR DRUGS (IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES)
    Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

    I just got married and moved out of town
    Bought some kids and a vinyl fence
    I'm settling down
    But this relocation has frazzled my nerves
    It's hard to be a street-walking crack whore
    Out here in the burbs

    Where I've been
    Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places
    Hookin' for drugs in green public spaces
    Picking up johns rounding the bases
    At grade school kickball games
    Knockin' on doors like a girl scout with cookies
    In search of smack for my nookie
    I blow for blow
    Hookin' for drugs

    I strip at the strip malls and park in the parks
    I really love my neighbors
    Except for the narcs
    But there's no red-light district to practice my art
    So instead I'm the blue-light special
    Down at K-Mart

    And I keep
    Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places
    Hookin' for drugs at the Scrapbook Oasis
    Parkin' my van in handicapped spaces
    At Sam's Club and Applebee's
    Hopin' to score a morphine prescription
    Tradin' my pediatrician
    My junk for junk
    Hookin' for drugs

    One day I felt guilty and told my priest
    And right away my sales increased

    He joined me
    Hookin' for drugs in all the wrong places
    Hookin' for drugs at St. Mary Teresa's
    Workin' the crowds at bicycle races
    And the drive-through at Dairy Queen
    Hopin' to feed my speedball addiction
    Down at the Franciscan mission
    My crack buys crack
    Hookin' for drugs

    It's my junk for junk
    Hookin' for drugs

    Lyrics courtesy of TheFuMP.com
    (peterpuck9)
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    Current Rating 9.0 (4 votes)
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