5-Dollar Microphone by Rappy McRapperson

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5-Dollar Microphone
By: Rappy McRapperson

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Duration:	2:06 (Stavro Arrgolus)
Release Date:	4/18/2010
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Im on that 5 dollar microphone gangster s**t
with that sound card older than a floppy disk-
are you ready for this? I dont even think your ready.
Real shirtless buff dudes down to get sweaty. Yea!
Stun ya till you stammer. Its that big bad body slammer
rapping on a 5 dollar mic, no its not for the cameras.
No its not MC Hammer. and its not hammer time.
Real sweaty buff s**t. Stop- body slammer time.
You Cant touch this --This Real ruckus.
Body slammin midgets like that little Willow Ufkin.
Were bread macho- head honchos-
Body slammin ya big baby in a red pancho. YEA!!
Ill body slam your butt into a dumpster.
Im dropping real bombs while your hiding in bunkers.
Rationing food. can I have a bit please????
Now your in a half nelson and I might squeeze.
Im squeezing on your neck cause Im all about respect.
tripple B lifestyle- Big Buff Biceps.
And triceps! your next buddy.
Wrestle for these dollars thats Real flex money.
Buff dudes take your tops off,
bust your friggen chops off.
wrestled to the ground at the sound of a stop watch.
Like some hot sauce- A spicy boxer.
But im not throwing punches more like body slams and lunges.
Ill lunge for ya, with no shirt on.
Its 2 in the morning and Im sprinkling that hurt on.
2 AM take your shirt off Homie.
Look me in the face - Are you a friend of a phony?
peel ya up like balonie. Slam you to the ground like macaroni.
Flickin on that Motorola- Flexing quads and sippin 40's YEA!
Im super sweaty- so get ready for a body slam,
A body slam- thats two bodies jammed, together.
groping each other in the wet weather,
No shirt on--- but my pants are the best leather.
Im a troubled man, something of a loner.
and when i wrestle dudes sometimes I get a *****.
But its all good when your in the zone.
Did I mention that im rapping on a 5 dollar microphone?
Like a cyclone leave the compatition spinning.
Garth that's a haiku -- a verbal composition winning.
In conclusion Ill slam you to the floor...
what do you think I shaved my armpits and my nipples for? (AdamKane)

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	AdamKane Offline - Member - 01-30-16 08:37 PM - 8 years ago
	fiogf49gjkf0d duration should be 2:06 not 0:19 :-)

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