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Ecstasy Of The Bilious Waterpoodle 
By: Steve Goodie
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Duration: 2:37 (weirdojace) 
Release Date: 4/20/2010 
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  • Style-parody of Worm Quartet (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    I can’t find my penguin!

    If you cauterize that ointment with Aunt Claudia’s broccoli casserole and follow the flatulence to its logical cartography while juggling your earwax, spam and mangos will erupt from my nephew’s upper left Baio brother.

    Why can’t I smell my elbows?

    I’ve discovered Pluto!

    You must stop shouting Down With Nastiness, you’re making yourself over-irrigated and I can taste the mustard your brother-in-law spilled on his pedal-pushers.

    This nacho cheese has no linoleum.

    Why do all my staplers vote for Albanians?

    I think rutabegas make excellent recreational vehicles, not to mention party favors.

    Can Malibu Barbie get a part in the next Sharon Osbourne docu-drama bout left-handed Ukranian mambo enthusiasts who find themselves suddenly expurgated in coleslaw?


    My mother can beat up twenty-six of your fastest non-alcoholic tricycle wheels with one spatula tied behind her esophagus.

    If your pinecone sugarloaf threatens my Parcheesi one more time I’ll never stop articulating triumphant etudes on your camel’s googelplex.

    Ick! Vomitous masses yearning to congratulate each other’s uvulas!

    This chunky peanut butter isn’t nearly chunky enough!

    It's the great Pacific garbage patch, Charlie Brown!

    Will someone scratch my squirrel?

    Juggling hamsters reverses tooth decay in laboratory earmuffs.

    I invited the Schwarzeneggers, but they brought Hawaiian Punch without marshmallows so I made them stand in the phone booth up to their knees in lime jello until one of them could properly whistle the Belgian national anthem without masticating.

    Nitwits are sandblasting my pajamas!

    Can’t you see I need oatmeal?

    What is the point of vanilla cough syrup, in today’s recidivist economy?

    Or meat?

    I think I swallowed my face.

    A shoeless man with no money wants to buy my motorcycle.

    You got eggshells in my strawberry quick!

    My igloo isn’t broadband compatible!

    Where did you put my toejam collection?

    Try hand towels now and then why don’t you?

    I can’t believe Cousin McQuigley got expunged for fondling eggplants!

    This silly putty isn’t nearly silly enough!

    I want everyone on the left side of the room to stay on the left side of the room. Now!

    Do you think these pants make my cat look mentally-challenged?

    Circuitous meatloaf,

    I can really taste the Chutney!

    Ow! My spork!
    Current Rating 4.0 (3 votes)
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    Messages about the song: "Ecstasy Of The Bilious Waterpoodle"
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  04-21-10 03:02 AM  -  13 years ago
    Hmm...the entry I had made (via the album template) was showing up on Steve Goodie's artist page...the merged article is not.

    I wonder if it would have stayed up if it were merged the other's something to test.
    weirdojace   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  04-20-10 04:55 PM  -  13 years ago
    Okay, Steve fixed it now. So there ya go.
    Stavro Arrgolus   Offline  -  Editor, MP3  -  04-20-10 01:19 PM  -  13 years ago
    Because it's misspelled on the FuMP site. Unless it's a reference to the drug and the drug is spelled that way. I wouldn't know.

    Until I find out that Steve Goodie wants his title to be misspelled, the editor in me says fix it. Duplicate is merged & spelling is fixed.

    How could that be? I copy-pasted the title directly from the fump... *confused*
    Medemia   Offline  -  Artist  -  04-20-10 01:10 PM  -  13 years ago
    Well, your copy button has a spelling problem. Probably all the alcohol you've been feeding your keyboard.
    weirdojace   Offline  -  Artist & D.J.  -  04-20-10 11:52 AM  -  13 years ago
    How could that be? I copy-pasted the title directly from the fump... *confused*
    DJ Particle   Offline  -  Moderator, Artist & D.J.  -  04-20-10 11:13 AM  -  13 years ago

    duplicate... the entry Jace submitted was mis-spelled, so the song creator told me it didn't exist yet. I corrected the 41774 entry.
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