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I Hate Mondays 
By: Devo Spice
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Duration: 4:35 
Release Date: 6/25/2010  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Tom Rockwell (M_Robertcop) 
Music By: Steve Goodie, Thom Uliasz (M_Robertcop) 
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Published By: FIDIM Publishing (M_Robertcop) 
Licensing: CC (M_Robertcop) 
  • Parody of "I Love College" by Asher Roth (M_Robertcop)
  • Music and mixing by Steve Goodie (weirdojace)
  • Song Lyrics:

    I Hate Mondays
    by Devo Spice

    Ugh, I can't get up right now, man.
    I don't feel good.
    Who the hell decided
    that morning needed to come so early?

    (chorus 1)
    That party last night was awfully crazy
    I got so wasted
    Now I'm hung over and threw up so much
    I can still taste it
    I drink some coffee, pop some speed
    But four days sleep is what I need
    Passed out at five, got class at eight
    Smash my alarm, I can not see straight
    Man I hate Mondays

    (verse 1)
    I only got college for another three weeks
    Trying to pass, I cheat off the geeks
    For that to work I have to get to class
    Which means, I really have to move my ass
    So fill up my cup, coffee straight up
    I drive in a daze like huh, who, what?
    I make it to class but don't feel great
    A one hour class, I'm fifty minutes late
    Got a pop quiz, don't know what the topic is
    Gonna have to take it, guess I'll just fake it
    See the worried faces, all over the places
    Pray to three gods just to cover all the bases

    (chorus 2)
    That party rocked, for three days straight
    We celebrated
    Hell must've froze, I can't believe
    I graduated
    My term paper wasn't great
    GPA was 1.8
    Got my degree, so I bid adieu
    But now I'm late for an interview

    (bridge 1)
    Man I hate Mondays (HEY!)
    I hate mornings (HEY!)
    I hate showers (HEY!)
    Man I hate Mondays

    (verse 2)
    I can't tell you what I learned in school
    But, it didn't prepare me to become a tool
    Um, there are things I never thought I'd do
    Like pay close attention to detail
    And I can't check personal email
    And logic is never gonna prevail
    Only two people here are female
    And I think one might be a she-male
    And my paycheck, nowhere near what I thought
    Now I can't afford the TV I just bought
    Out of tequila, beer, wine, and rum too
    Watching The Bachelor, is this what it's come to?

    (chorus 3)
    That office party was awfully lame
    I wish I skipped it
    Brown-nose the boss, so insincere
    It sounded scripted
    I cut my hair and shave my beard
    And now it's me who thinks I look weird
    Go home at eight, in bed by ten
    Just watch the news, then do it again

    (bridge 2)
    Man I hate Mondays (HEY!)
    I hate Tuesdays (HEY!)
    I hate Wednesdays (HEY!)
    Man I miss college

    Now, I'm gonna give you a taste, of what I go through on Monday mornings. A typical day goes something like this.
    *beep!* *beep!* *beep!* *beep!*
    *beep!* *beep!* *beep!* *beep!*
    (radio voice: Traffic on the 405 is at a total stand-still this morning as all lanes are closed in both directions due to an accident involving two tractor trailers, seven cars, an ice cream truck, and the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile. Traffic is being rerouted onto surface streets but they're moving about as fast as an old lady in the express lane paying with a check.)
    Coffee! Coffee!
    Coffee! Coffee!
    Sittin' in traffic! Sittin' in traffic!
    Sittin' in traffic! Sittin' in traffic!
    Dammit, I'm late again. I hope my boss doesn't see... hey! Good morning, sir! No, I've been here for 20 minutes. I just had to go get something out of my car. Yes, with my briefcase. I don't go anywhere without it. No, not even the bathroom.

    (chorus 4)
    That office meeting we had left me
    Permanently scarred
    PowerPoint slides with cheesy graphics
    And crappy clip art
    Was ill-prepared and underdressed
    And there weren't no donuts left
    Proactive this, synergy that
    Then something 'bout wearin' different hats

    But after a few days of that, it's the weekend.
    You know what that means.
    It means I get to cut the grass, clean out the gutters, and take the kids to soccer.
    Do I really have to make the bed? Why can't I just leave it like that?
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