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Halloween Cut-Up 2001 
By: Whimsical Will
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Duration: 3:46 
Release Date: 2001  (artpaul) 
Lyrics By: Whimsical Will (artpaul) 
Music By: Whimsical Will (artpaul) 
Produced By: Whimsical Will (artpaul) 
Released By: Art Paul Schlosser (artpaul) 
Published By: Art Paul Schlosser Inc (artpaul) 
Licensing: CC (artpaul) 
  • It's a comical narration using sound bites of recordings to answer back the narrator. (artpaul)
  • Song Lyrics:
    It's Halloween time in dementia town:
    Wow, what a day

    The dementites and dementotes are running around:
    Ow ow ow ow ow

    There's Musical Mike with hands full of noise:
    (a bunch of noises)

    And Good Time Gil with frightening toys:
    Da, da, da Good time Gil

    The Holiday parties are all in full swing:
    Welcome foolish mortals

    With bobbing for apples:
    (Water gargling)

    And pin the tail on the thing:
    We're gonna stick in your yin yang

    The Costumes are theme all tail and top hat:
    Looks like a penguin

    I change into mine but where's the bathroom at:
    Ah, blow it out

    My costume's designed to make your blood curl:
    Awwwww !

    Part Scooby, part Shrek, part Power Puff Girl:
    Oh, this is attractive

    My pumpkin is carved with the face of Demento:
    Thank you, Whimsical Will

    My shaving cream beard and 2 eyes of Pimiento:
    I never seen nobody look that silly before

    It's trick or treat smell my feet; I practiced what to say:
    (bell sound) trick or treat

    But this year when I ring the bell, its:
    Kick ass USA

    I made the rounds; my bag is full; I pick up quite a booty:
    Crust of black burnt butter toast, grisly bits of beefy roast

    But now I must check carefully for razor blade or cootie:
    Let's see, saw off shotgun, knife, bludgeon, box of dum dum shells; nothing suspicious here

    And yet my evening's not complete; there's one more house to see:
    Some say the place is haunted but you don't believe in such myths

    The mansion 'neath the smogberry trees; home of Dr D:
    We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat

    I neared the house so quietly not wanting any harm:
    Hey, I don't want no boot to the head

    But as careful as my foot steps where I triggered the alarm:
    (an alarm sound)

    I rang the door and knocked the bell for a friendly voice I's hoping:

    But as I turned to head back home, the door creaked slowly open:
    Hello something scary happening

    I cleared my throat and clench my fist and offered trick or treat:
    Trick or Treat

    But what I heard as my reply did knock me off my feet:
    Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich
    Have a Peanut butter Sandwich

    What sound, what fright, what horror lurks in the heart of twisted men:
    Man this is spooksville

    But just as I regain my strength, I heard those words again:
    Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich

    Not man nor beast could make a sound so biting to the chore:
    It was terrible, just terrible and I'll never get over it as long as I live

    And when I turned to make my brake, I heard that sound once more:
    Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich

    I made it back in recorded time; my feet did fairly fly:
    I'm getting out of here

    But all the while remembering that horrible reply:
    Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich

    Now safe at home, I spend the night indulging in my treats:

    But something's wrong; I find no peace in ordinary sweets:
    Oh No !

    That voice again sends messages resounding in my belly:
    Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich

    Those words ring true what I must do, I'll have mine with jelly:
    Current Rating 8.4 (4 votes)
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