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4:10
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9/6/2010 (DJ Particle)
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Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave)
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Soundclick Chart: 21st in Comedy, 5th in Parody (belowaveragedave) |
Parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel (DJ Particle) |
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I know I can't stay in this damn bed all day Feel horrific, Eyes are twitching, Man I'm moving slow
Coffee's starting, big decision, Sick I'll fake, I envision Bad idea 'cause Maria will fire me though
It's occurred, stay calm, Red Bull waits, Swallow some Great, shower cold as ice, Brushing my teeth on the fly
One half hour, I'm clean, I am sick of this routine Gotta jet though, grabbing my keys and my good neck tie
Getting down to the wire Yes, The clock is ticking To the gas I'm sticking Getting down to the wire I don't feel right yet I'm not awake quite yet
Cars are stalling so I moan, Crawling in the damn fast zone C'mon mister, getting blisters, Not wearing sun block
Move along hearing songs, hope we aren't blocked too long Peeling, squealing, Boss calls, she's stuck down the block
Prime Time for me to be as late as I can be Hope that I do not get canned, Hope the D.M. understands
Straight ahead, Great at last, Gotta open it up fast Or I'll face some mean face, Hear how I'll be replaced
Now things are really dire My stomach is turning For more time I'm yearning Hope I do not expire Though I do not like it Can't afford to spike it
What a shock, beat the clock, Now the doors shall be unlocked Looking on up at the sky, Sun is shining really bright
Through the shift I crawl, Though I really want to fall My eyes aren't opened wide, I feel like my mind is fried
Oo-ooh I'm feeling really sore, Think I need the doctor Gotta go, but no, "We're too busy" says Joe
So I beg and plead, I got down on my knees Just look at me now bro, I look like a big toad
He thinks I am a liar No his heart ain't bleeding From the words I'm feeding Think my head is on fire He don't want to hear it Said "Advil will clear it"
Hey What a day it's been, Feeling better than I'd been My grins within, 'cause the clock is tickin'
Time to go and party y'all, Party at a big Pool Hall It's At night I cringe, I went on a Nacho binge
Complex subject, What I do with my checks though I was through Though I was up all day, Gotta earn my meager pay
One day I will retire But from now until then Keep hanging with my friends No wonder I'm so tired I'm always up all night and I'll never right it
Oh no not again, What a short night it has been Tick Tock-Damn Clock, Forgot to put on my socks
Head spins, No Grins, Hear me whine, no time to dine Before my day's began, Already have evening plans
Gotta go to work I sigh, Button up and grab that tie Breaking sweat as I jet, Hope I'm not late yet
Speeding to get to the store, Don't want to hear the boss roar Get there to count out the drawers, Man this story is a bore
Getting down to the wire Yes the clock is ticking And my @$$ it's kickin' Getting down to the wire But live just goes on, it will still go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
This is what life requires Gotta earn a living Take what they are giving It's not what we desire If you do not like it They'll say "Take a hike kid"
Getting down to the wire Yes the clock is ticking And my @$$ it's kickin' Getting down to the wire (belowaveragedave) |
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