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Duration: 4:23 
Release Date: 9/29/2010  (DJ Particle) 
Lyrics By: Below Average Dave (belowaveragedave) 
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  • Soundclick Chart: 14th in Comedy, 4th in Parody (belowaveragedave)
  • Parody of "Baby's Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot (DJ Particle)
  • Song Lyrics:
    Oh, how, gross
    Jenny, look at his teeth
    They are so gross
    They look like that dude named Austin Powers.
    and, you know, that was only a movie
    I only look at him because
    his teeth are bright like highway signs, kay?
    I mean, his gums, they're just so red.
    Its Hard to believe their just so green
    He needs
    bleach there, That stuff's gross
    Yuck!
    It's filled with plaque

    My teeth are bad and it's hard to hide
    I need to wash them out with tide
    That when someone walks by and gets a frown on their face
    Then they're reaching for their mace
    I get stung
    It's really quite rough
    They run from me and they pant and huff
    Right at my mouth you're staring
    I can't stand these teeth I'm wearing
    They're nasty, all covered in yella
    Looking like butta
    The Listerine don't help me
    and the dentist said he cannot help me
    Ooh, got a brown tinge
    When I chew it sounds like I cringe
    I brush teeth, brush teeth
    'Cause them rocks--they are glued to me
    I've seen them blacknin'
    What's with all this plaque man
    Gums bled
    red
    Pouring out like I hit my head
    Those clear white strips don't cling
    so they do not do a thing
    They don't fit real well cause my teeth aren't flat
    Plus they taste like crap
    So, stanky! (gross!) stanky! (gross!)
    Are my teeth really all that bad? (Yeah Man!)
    I'll try to brush it! (Brush it!) Brush it! (Brush it!)
    Brush my nasty mug
    David's got Plaque!

    Normal face with a nasty tooth ache

    David's Got Plaque

    Normal face with a nasty tooth ache

    Normal face with a nasty tooth ache

    They hurt each time I bite
    My molars are a fright
    They're affecting my health
    I really need a root canal
    Pain I can't handle
    Fill up the holes with chrome
    And ouch, fill it-up, ouch, ouch
    My teeth are getting so loose
    I'd rather have dentures to tell the truth
    I want them real white and shiny
    The dentist said no way though
    Insurance just said no
    I'm telling ya that really blows
    So brushing until I'm sleeping now
    Flossing between them, washing them out
    It has barely helped though
    It keeps on growing like mold bro
    These cavities have grown bigga
    and plaque just gets thicka
    The gums almost gone there
    and I gotta save face when I'm using paste
    Sticking that stuff on
    Hoping all the color's gone
    It's been yellow for oh so long
    All the folks like to bicker and snicker
    when I'm walking down their way
    Oh C'mon, Don't poke fun
    I'm gonna pay to have my teeth redone
    So, Stop It! {No!} Stop It! {No!}
    Could you please guys go and drop It {No!}
    Wet my tongue, stick it out
    I will never go and pout

    David's Got Plaque

    David's Got Plaque

    Hey Doctor
    Could you fix my teeth for me
    I'm so sick of everyone's
    jokes 'bout my teeth complexion
    92 thousand bux, and no checks?
    Ok, Do you have a pay plan Doc?

    So that guy cleaned for 9 hours
    In Between he took a shower
    Them hours made my teeth cleaner and it gave me new power
    No longer sour, poking fun
    Cause I've got clean gums hun
    So now I brush each night and clean up
    To keep them white just like a pin up
    Some friends are placing bets when it goes
    Comparing how it look to mold
    But what came next, you won't guess
    Yes that crap came back in a second
    So all them rocks came back
    Although I brushed, how's that
    'Cause I drink to much, and my sweet tooth's sickening
    And the yellow was thicknin'
    To the white teeth gals in the ads you see
    Your stuff's fake you tease
    Here is the kicker, It's even sicker
    and that plaque came back even thicker
    Guess I'll never have that white bliss
    Cause my teeth sure are a miss
    They were clean but I couldn't save 'em
    So I just gave up, I just brush 'em
    So people, if your mouths are foul
    And you cannot get it out no how
    Just give up and chew Big Red
    And screw what other thought

    David's Got Plaque

    Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque

    Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque

    Tooth-paste helped a little, but I've still go plaque
    (belowaveragedave)
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