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Duration: 3:00 
Release Date: 10/14/2010  (Max DeGroot) 
Lyrics By: BJ Hughes (Max DeGroot) 
Music By: Meredith Wilson (Max DeGroot) 
Produced By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Released By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Published By: Max DeGroot (Max DeGroot) 
Song Lyrics:
It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
More than usually so
Grouchy customers left and right
From morning all through the night
I wish that I could tell them where to go
(Hey! You can go straight to Notions!)

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
All throughout the store
I'm running so aimlessly
From hardware to grocery
And my feet are sore
(And I'm wearing Odor Eaters!)

Someone's buying a gun for his eight-year-old son
So they can go hunting next week
And over in toys, there's plenty of noise
And tempers are reaching a peak
And though our sales are through the roof
My paycheck's looking bleak

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
I force a smile all day
I bet they don't have this fuss
At Target or Toys 'R Us
My hair is prematurely turning gray
(And I'm still in college!)

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Aching back and knees
And the last-minute sales and deals
Will make Black Friday feel
Like a it was a breeze

(Announcer: Attention shoppers! We presently have
a special on non-digital black and white TVs for
only $14.75 in electronics. And over in
housewares, we have one slice toasters, perfect
that college student, for only $132.49! And in
grocery, a complete turducken kit, without the
birds, for only $74.95! And of course in toys,
we have the new Single Mom Barbie Doll, to
prepare that little girl for life as a trailer
trash mom for only $49.98!)

I was nearly crushed in a massive rush
As they poured into Layaway
They all want a Wii or a PS3
That's on backorder 'til May
And if I didn't need the money
I would quit today

It's beginning to suck a lot at Wal-Mart
Soon I'm going to crack
But what makes my stomach churn
Is when customers return
And they bring gifts back
(Do you have a receipt for this?)
Yes, they bring gifts back
(Did you even buy this here?)
(Max DeGroot)
Current Rating 10.0 (1 vote)
Played on 2 shows:
12-01-12, #MMP-2011-12-10, #ROTP_325
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