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When I was a young warthog I asked for a Xmas gift
A Red Ryder bb gun to give my world a little lift
They said I’d shoot my eye out, but I asked Santa anyway
I put out the milk and cookies and woke up on Xmas day
To find two packs of underwear, a turtle neck, and a book on the chemical composition of fossils found in Antarctic glaciers
But I got a new trick to make Santa click and give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
Chorus
A bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Santa’s damn generous when he’s feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice, but they just ain’t the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
I went on a search to get what I need and I found it in my hood
I met a guy who had the stuff to get Santa off real good
He said “Xmas time is yours this year. The fat man will love these chicks.
They do this special Xmas trick with tree flocking, curling ribbon, and egg nog.”
But I got a new trick to make Santa click and give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
Chorus
A bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Santa’s damn generous when he’s feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice, but they just ain’t the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
I went downstairs to take a little peek
And the man with the beard to see what I could see
He did the line and he did the booze, but he hadn’t touched the ho’s
Could Santa be gay?
Oh no, there he goes
But I got a new trick to make Santa click and give me everything I want
Cuz I know what Santa wants
Chorus
A bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
Santa’s damn generous when he’s feeling no pain
Cookies and milk are nice, but they just ain’t the same
As a bottle of whiskey, two hookers, and a line of cocaine
(Phil Johnson) |
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